You liberals and your solar power! My cat toys are powered by two-stroke engines and teach the cat conservative values by not being any fun.

I think you said it all in your post- this is your dream school, but for financial reasons you had to choose somewhere else. Before the call, think of how much $$ it would take to make you reconsider, and offer that figure if asked. Don't feel ashamed to be making the decision based on scholarship funding- student…

I do. I find it very relevant. I'm filing that away for...tax purposes...

Also isn't the Iron Throne supposed to be super uncomfortable as mentioned in the books? The mad king used to constantly cut himself sitting upon it. Now I'm imagining this lady boning and mid-way he pulls out and impales his boner on one of the swords -__-

Really, this half-hearted disgust serves as a poor disguise for my boundless jealousy — I wantz one of these tepees badly.

Brooklyn

"European Hipsters Degrade Native American Culture with Colonization, Disease, and War"

Degrade Native American culture? Seriously? Does anyone actually believe that?

This is definitely a problem that the native community needs to face head on. Oh wait, no sorry it's fucking not.

So...the issue isn't cultural appropriation per se, but rather people being capitalistic about building a fort? Most of this article is talking about how awesome teepees are and then throws in a little blurb at the end decrying how much people are spending on their teepee fort... I think a different thesis is…

I HATE bugs. Really, really really HATE them, except butterflies. If there's a bug in the house, I will run around with a can of bug spray and a rolled up newspaper and chase it obsessively until I kill it. I seriously hate the fuck out of bugs. And yet, I survived the last cicadapocalypse in DC without psychological…

I heard them for years as a child, so the way that the hissing moves in waves through the trees is kind of soothing to me.

DAT NOISE.

mention them too!

The average teenager does not spend almost $1,000 for prom. That's a load of shit.

I didn't drink in high school (I can't really say why, I just didn't care for it. The first time I actually drank a whole alcoholic drink was on the first day of university, and alcohol has been my buddy ever since.). At our prom, we were breathalyzed, which I thought was so stupid. For after prom, my date and I went…

They still have to run into each other at parties and have at least two more rumored reunions. Then, one of them has to date someone else while the other silently seethes, a la Jen Anniston.

Higher ups don't contact you unless they have something big to offer you. Take that call!

My first thought when I read this was: Wouldn't the iron throne be awfully uncomfortable to have sex on?

Ok, but that's your personal preference. It doesn't make someone ill-informed or less of a fan to have non-canonical ships and fantasies - hell, if that was the case, being gay and being a nerd would almost never go together, since there are so few same-sex relationship depictions.