Laura, I love you, but... last multi-sentence paragraph.

Orthodox Jewish culture is really, REALLY different from what us goyim consider "normal". I have Jewish blood on my mom's side and my Jewish cousins/second cousins' parents are Reform, but were born Orthodox, and one of their biggest things about their childhood is how fucking stoic everyone was on a day-to-day basis.

I'd recommend this twice if I could because this is just so true.

You forgot the trucker hat and that we all "talk like men."

As someone who will definitely not be carrying anything in her uterus and probably won't be raising any children from anyone's uterus, hats off to my fellow queers for finding safe (hopefully) places to raise families.

How's that a bad thing? Adele looks amazing in that photo.

Ugh Dita, I can't tell if I want to be you or be with you and it's REALLY confusing me and I just have a lot of feelings.

Yeah, I hate that vibe almost as much as I hate that saying. Not only is it INHERENTLY misogynist (and I see it on Jezebel A LOT)... but it's just awful. I'm a daughter and I'm GLAD all these people who are all "oh I'm soooo glad I don't have a girl" DON'T have female children. Thank goodness.

Seriously! And it has such an air of the Aunts from the Handmaid's Tale. "YOUR VEIL IS LOPSIDED TWENTY LASHINGS WITH THE STEEL CABLE." Our culture's so deeply misogynist it's got women policing YOUNG GIRLS.

I can wear a button-down, a tie, a blazer, and dress pants, as I do 3/4 of the year... and I'll still get told that the inch-and-a-half Oxford heels I'm wearing are "provocative." I wore t-shirts and jeans when I was this kid's age and a boy complained that he could discern the fact that I had massive tits through the…

That just won't work unless you change the culture. Uniforms did jack-all to stop harassment at my K-12 Catholic school. I attended until the second grade and we all wore polos and pants till we graduated - same exact uniform - and I STILL remember watching, as a second grader, the older boys drop their books to get a…

I wear less than that to run in my own goddamned basement. All-female rugby teams practice in less than that.

I feel that the sexualization in Roller Derby is definitely more for the women partaking than it is for the men - the aesthetic, rather, is more female-oriented. For sure.

What the fuck? Okay, if the partner wants to be there and everyone's agreed on it before hand, this I get, presumably you were in on the conception/the fact you'd be having this child in SOME way, shape, or form. But what the fuck, everyone else GET THE FUCK OUT when you're told, what the fucking hell?

Well, here goes my obligatory "not all waist reduction is that extreme, some people wear corsets for the back support and posture, I wear them because I like them, blah blah blah" post.

Jez. Seriously. We can tell they're a gay couple because there are two men in a relationship there in that couple.

Miley and Rihanna: don't let me stop you two from making out, but you realize that when women who are straight "play" at being bisexual/gay the way I "played" at being a fireman (firewoman?) when I was six, you're actually actively perpetuating a homophobic stereotype that IS NOT true of actual bisexual/gay women?…

There are gay bars with men's underwear all over. And not just in America.

This wouldn't just limit corporations. What if an artist - let's say JK Rowling - reaps more than that in her works? Are you going to prevent the few artists who DO make it big from making it as big as possible? I don't think so.

I have found that rich people = bad tippers UNLESS they're drunk.