This. ARGENTINA. BUENOS AIRES. God. I would fucking kill to visit Patagonia. Hell, Barcelona - maybe Costa Rica, Venice during the off-season, Sao Paulo...

Oh, that sounds LOVELY.

See, this would cause a dilemma.

It also really, really depends on what kinda restaurant you're working. Get somewhere where drunk rich people go to party and work something like New Year's. If you're willing to bite that bullet, you can make some ASTOUNDING tips, though I've not heard of a thousand dollar tip from one dude yet.

... as with Steubenville... my only reaction can be "WHAT?"

Sitting here in dress pants, a button-down, and a tie (I forwent my blazer today because it is SO. HUMID.) After reading this article, I now feel awkward. I'll find sweatpants... somewhere...

ExACTly. If anything I've found in myself and my partners that the worn tongue-flick thing right away actually tends to numb you up, and that shit ain't fun.

Who is "everyone else"? Good lord. The sensation just feels SOOOO much better (to me and those I've spoken to, anyway) spread out over a large surface area.

Hello, everyone.

We can't. We need to jack a TARDIS ourselves. AND the episode airs THE DAY AFTER my birthday. I just can't.

You're definitely onto something. I act (theatre, not screen) - but I see the same disparity - LOTS of male directors, very few female ones. And some actresses - some of them, not all (after all, I'm a female) - make a REALLY BIG deal about working with male vs. female directors in a negative way, like "Oh, I'm…

Okay, then how about we stop with the utterly bullshit articles such as these because I'm pretty sure kids have been playing in forts since our ancestors wove blankets out of shit-matted proto-lambs' wool?

Good for you! It's a lot of fun. Just relax and look at the reactions, and repeat what works. You'll be fine.

Well, I won't lie, it helps, but I CERTAINLY don't think it's that much of a boost. Here's a tip for whenever it happens: don't do the porn-star flick thing (unless it's specifically requested, of course.) The closer your mouth is to what you're doing, the better.

I didn't have a date to prom, so no debauchery happened, but JESUS, weren't you worried about the dress getting wrinkled or torn in a tell-tale way? (My dress was a bigass glorious ballgown, so...)

Totally agreed. I spent a total of $330.

Just because the Iroquois did not live in teepees does not mean that other Native peoples didn't (some did.) The Iroquois nations were not the only "Native Americans."

I'm with you on stopping the cultural appropriation articles, but not because the comments on this one are stupid. Because this article is just fucking ridiculous.

That doesn't even look like a fucking teepee. It looks like a glorified pillow fort/chair-and-sheet fort, and I made them ALL the time as a kid. Was I culturally appropriating or just looking for somewhere dark to read my Goosebumps? You be the fucking judge.

This just really makes me happy and I have no idea why. HA. Lady Bunny. Love her.