Midget traffic cones.

I'm not AFRAID of bugs, but I really, really hate the cicadas and I'm right smack dab in one of the Cicadapocalypse epicenters. Not looking forward to seeing the shells everywhere.

Hopefully they'll believe me... the family's EFC is vastly distorted. Doesn't take into account the 3 siblings tumbling on campus right after me.

You see this in a lot of religions with a heavily worshipped sun deity. Hell, in Celtic countries (Ireland specifically), the whole light half of the year was fuck season, though they did have, uh, one festival that was rather famous for it.

I had that moment when Clara was going through that montage thing and I was like FUCK NO/FUCK YEAH. And then when River and the Doctor kissed I pretty much just melted.

MOST EXCELLENT, thank you.

Personally: I think the 50th Anniversary is going to be a major swap point & Matt is going to say goodbye then John's taking over as Twelve. I'm kind of disappointed because I had this fantasy Helen Mirren would play Twelve. HOWEVER, I do think it's also possible that John's the Valeyard (the whole "you do not improve…

Hell, that sounds like a regular day in my shitty school district.

My school didn't have a postprom. Probably 'cause they knew that half of the class had bottles of vodka in the back of their car (about half of the crowd left halfway through prom to get totally trashed at one of like 2 or 3 houses).

I don't want to get my hopes up either... but I thought it was a little unusual xD So I plan to!

Well, GOOD! I hope so! Then people will understand my incessant references!

Shit, guys, I just checked my voicemail.

... are you teasing us when you say Muhammad had a unicorn or are you actually fucking serious because holy shit that's awesome?

Good. Good. Thank goodness.

I've got no problem with that. Not sure how it relates.

Oh, Christ, I love the matchy bra/underwear combos, but I only bother if I want an extra boost of confidence that day. I would recommend that if it really bugs you that much, wear a cami if at all possible - summer is coming/here for some of the lucky ones among us, so basically everyone's going to be doing that…

For lipstick, may I make a recommendation? Step one. Get some good lip balm - ChapStick or Burt's Bees is great. Put that on every night/morning, riiight after whenever you take a shower. (Best time to put on moisturizer too - I recommend Burt's Bees, again, pricey but SO worth it.) Step two. Find a classic red - Wet…

Oh my god I have so many feelings - is Clara gone for good now? I mean do you think she has other timelines or something? And just River. I cried and I am not ashamed to admit it.

Big fat spoiler alert on this whole shebang for Doctor Who.

Because they aren't getting any dick, you mean?