DAMN, that's commitment. I wonder how she works around the fact that Robb and Daeny never met before Robb.... [SPOILER!] gets killed? Or if she has actual guards and an actual space to serve as a dungeon? Or if she looks like Daeny? Or has actual Daeny clothing, since she wants her Robb to have his own garb? There are…

Is she as.... well, whatever adjective applied here as she seems?

Courtney Stodden, I cannot believe you taped a sex tape, rilly.

Arghblarghargh. It's not culturally appropriating and it's not mocking Nicki Minaj's race and I don't even think homegirl Vivienne darkened her face that drastically much, I could do that with one coat of bronzer, my gods. Fuck, does this stuff ever make any sense? People don't even get offended at the same things…

Mhrm... I suppose that's different, since it's only the first minute or two - but the entire time? Jesus, I'd pass out.

"You should upgrade to a partner who actually enjoys pleasing you"

No dude that's part of what I do not guess about a penis - WHY ARE THE BALLS THERE. (I know WHY they're there, biologically speaking... but visually speaking it's like errr?) Exactly. I am not a huge fan of buttholes. We all have them, though! It's just an anus!

No, I have no problem saying that XYZ about a partner isn't perfect because nothing is. My issue is that it seems like this man is making fun of his partner in a malicious manner.

I was somewhat willing to play along with you until you stated that he "may love his girlfriend but have difficulty appreciating her vagina." No. You don't mock something you "have trouble appreciating" for being ugly. Even if you think it's ugly, you don't tell the person who owns that piece of anatomy, with whom you…

If a partner EVER says ANY part of you is "ugly" in a "joking manner" (let alone in a "serious" manner) get the fuck out. Especially if they're getting any kind of intimate satisfaction from you, like seriously what the fuck. Following are unrelated issues:

Shoot me, then, because I was Asskicking Mulan for Halloween at age eight. (Crappy black wig and a shoddily put together t-shirt costume, no makeup at all, so maybe I only get the uber-racist card and not the super-racist card?)

I really, really want one of those AWESOME high-waisted bikinis they were selling last year... but I'm too cheap.

"Does contouring count as blackface?"... whaaaa? No it doesn't. I contour my face whenever I'm onstage because I'm pale as fuck and it helps me not get washed out.

Uh whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah.

Okay, guys... I have a confession.

Oh, lord, I'm right there with you. Once I had to go in for a minor procedure and they wanted to give me a pregnancy test because anesthesia/whatever I was being given+pregnancy = bad, apparently. I was sixteen at the time. My mom: "That won't be necessary." Nurse, trying not to be all smug: "Well, uh, ma'am, you…

See also: Oral sex is real sex, "fingering/handjobs" are real sex. If it is an act that could be described as a "sex act" and/or it's a verb that has "sex" as a modifier, kids, it's PROBABLY sex. (Not always, mind you, but probably.)

I fucking love Caitlin and goddammit now I want that reality show to happen.

Not only is that okay, that's ENCOURAGED.

On special occasions, I'll do makeup. Daily? No. Daily, I have a pretty strict regimen. Night routine: 1.) Shower. 2.) Moisturizer. 3.) Chapstick.