I don't paint my nails much anymore for various reasons, but when I do, it's a raunchily-named one. (:

Depends on the country - Dobermans aren't exactly popular pets here in the US of A because of the stigma, and our family pet (who does have her ears & tail docked, as well as dewclaws removed) IS also a working dog: she guards the property, she was trained by professionals, she keeps the asshole neighbors from…

I am that girl. That girl is me. SO glad to know I'm not the only one who does this.

Well, you can think that, if you'd like. I don't much care as long as it's clearly a joke. There was a thread on Jez a while back about nail polish names ("Gold Digger" for gold glitter) and I think I'm not the only one who said "there's a line, but this isn't it."

To answer your question: it depends on the animal, for sure. The last Dobie we had was the sweetest, most loyal dog ever - super nuturing to kids, very intelligent - but she simply did not know what to do with her litter when she had it. Meanwhile, her "sister" (our retriever) was the perfect little aunt/momma and…

Ear docking is done for guard dogs and working dogs as well, for the intimidating look AND because in situations where you have debris, etc, those ears are likely to catch on something and tear. If you do not dock the tail, it inevitably hits upon something and breaks, and it's excruciating for the dog. Do you also…

DOBIES <3

No. No. Who wants to be a virgin again? You're not going in the right direction, VBeaute. I want a lipstick that will get me all the sex, all of it, or at least make me look all sensual and shit. Start naming a line after burlesque dancers or something. I'd buy some Dita Von Tease Purple lipgloss, I would.

I'd be much more interested in a way to tell HOW a lady (or gentlemen, I hear they like to hump too!) will hump you judging by the books she's reading. How delightful would it be to walk into a prospective sex-partner-of-whatever-sort's apartment/dorm room/cupboard under the stairs and see their completely innocent…

Granted, my situation's a little different, but I don't tell my parents about having sex. Ever. It is not a conversation I can ever imagine having and I don't really blame anyone for not wanting to discuss it. We don't WANT kids to be having sex, but some will anyway... and then what? We let the children have more…

And syphilis! We must not forget the syphilis!

.... what?

As an hourglass-shaped lesbian I'm so fucking delighted that I'm feminine enough for men to want to fuck. Defuckinglighted.

"If language is so powerful why would you want to reduce its power by using the same words over and over again"

Oh, that was good, I liked that one.

Yes, I realize that, as a gay person. I'm taking a broader stance here and saying this shit still happens in, hell, NYC and Mass.

I'm saying to me it looks like she realized they were gay, didn't think she could get away with refusing them, thought about it, and decided she could. That's what I meant.

For Christ's sake, you'd be murdered in some countries for being a wanton whore if you went outside dressed in what you're dressed in your profile picture, and you STILL don't see how your arbitrary labeling of someone as "slut" is problematic?

I think, in the first case, it's more that she was A-OK with makin' the cake and then called to confirm there was no penis involved and THEN it was a big fuckin' deal. Like Jesus Christ, she mentioned "she" before, is that not a big enough clue?

WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, I'M OUT OF A JOB.