Reminds me of that episode of the (show that I actually kind of hate but watched a little for Sarah Shahi) L Word where Shahi's character gets mad at her girlfriend for giving someone else a tattoo... in her dream.

If you have a "multi-million business" I really doubt you'd be bringing Gordon Ramsey's crazy ass in there to tell you that your pizza's so oily the Bushes want to drill a hole in it.

Jesus Fucking Christ, and I'm over here with this scribbly crowded uber-elaborate character relationship chart (squiggles means mutual hate unless they are rotated counterclockwise, in which case they mean mutual disinterest... etc) and a half-page outline.

Hell, I don't wear sweatpants unless I'm working out because my "fuck today"-wear is my bra and underwear. If a future partner seriously has an issue with that I'm afraid she and I won't work because fuck it, some days you just don't want clothes.

Yeah, that's what I read.

It seems like it wasn't unwanted from the way I'm reading it; the intern describes it as her [intern] being given lady-blue-balls, I guess she felt she was being teased, and telling the boss she couldn't handle the teasing.

I feel like I'm gonna get ripped apart on this one.... but I'm having mixed feelings about this one. Very, very clearly, the month of silence and shitty behavior after the whole thing was awful and she didn't deserve to be treated like that (the fuck is a comm intern doing helping a landscaper? I didn't know they were…

Not in the link. On the streets, yes, they are bitching about her "career is over now" and "why the fuck would you get rid of those tits". But hey, maybe I'm just surrounded by douchebags.

Eh, we tend to call many assertive dudes "dicks" - at least up here in my neck of the East Coast, I realize that pejoratives tend to change in connotation from area to area - and guys kinda wear it like a badge of pride too.

As someone who was once called a "battle bitch" by a friend and took it as the biggest compliment ever (which it totally was), this comes as no news to me. Superapologetic "nice" girls - and I don't mean nice, I mean "nice," like the kind of "nice" a woman was expected to be in the 50s (quiet, unassertive, apologetic…

For God's fucking sake what better way than bitching about someone getting a double mastectomy than to say "I objectify you and you're basically this super pretty ornament and if you mar what I find ornamental then FUCK YOU."

Nope, but I do know it's not for me.

She SMACKED you? I'd have punched her, sorry. Dear Lord. Yeah, Mother Fishnets dyes her hair a shade of blonde not found in nature anywhere, but if I go a little red/purple/blue, well... it's "Why can't you love the hair I GAVE YOU?"

Oh my god, you're right, that's so true. She tells everyone to get that Brazilian straightening thing done or whatever, and she's all "MEN WANT SOMETHING THEY CAN RUN THEIR FINGERS THROUGH." uhhhh do women not want men who aren't so hung up over hair? I seriously doubt a dude cares that much. And, sidenote/anecdotal…

I know, right? Can't tell if troll or trolling troll...

We can't attribute at least some of that to the possibility that women may molest just as often, yet are less often reported as molestors because their victims would have concerns about not being believed, because of the stereotype that "only men molest"?

Every single time she has a gay or lesbian client she walks into that office like it's the fucking Casbah and shouts to her assistants something like "BRING ME THE GAYS/LESBIANS."

There's a difference between THAT and "essentially writing fanfic about themselves." All of my characters seem to have a trait, however small, that they share with me, but I wouldn't say any of my mains are me "writing fanfic about myself," you know? And I don't think a great deal of writers do that either.…

I've noticed this and it pisses me the hell off. Same in non-"woman-marketed" books that get made into non-"woman-marketed" movies (with some notable exceptions, obviously) too - although, in books, the girl's usually a MacGuffin, the hot evil chick (who never REALLY has all the power) or the old ugly evil chick (who…

Hell, I'm a lesbian and I can tell he be trollin' on that count. Homeboy Ruffalo is pretty ok on the eyes.