Myself, I'm a hair-dye lover. I enjoy being a peacock in a family of grouses. And it's got the added bonus of "WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO YOUR HAIIIIR".

Honey, there are better ways to piss off your parents. Just get a damn labret piercing like everyone else or something.

You are expecting the human reaction to tragedy to be rational. It is not. It never has been, and it never will be.

I'm sorry, I don't want the foul dust that preyed upon Gatsby getting up in my face this summer, I'm kind of allergic. Good thing I didn't waste ten bucks on a ticket this weekend... sounds like Baz kind of turned this whole shebang into a movie celebrating the excesses Jazz Age rather than using it as a metaphor for,…

Ah, you've a good point. But since I'm flipping between psychologist and jeweler as the day job, I'm not sure it'd do any good for me. Waitressing, meanwhile, is like a bunch of little case studies, so....

I want to be your friend's friend because zie sounds awesome.

Ehhh, I suppose if you've worked that all out with your partner ahead of hand, it's all right, but as a lady who tends to have no problem whatever manufacturing her own lubrication... seriously, there are other ways to do things besides spitting on me.

Sorry - I think you thought the "waaah" was a "what." The "waaaah" was the simulation of a baby crying and the question mark was supposed to imply dubiousness as to the point of your comment.

Oh my. Terribly sorry.

Tell me this is true and not just you being delightfully facetious.

Amen to the wtf spitting on the vag! Even when you watch porn and it's oral on a girl and they just hock a loogey onto the chick's vulva... I'm sorry, maybe I'm weird, but I find that disrespectful for whatever reason, take the two seconds to get the lube out of the bedside drawer, I'll fuckin' wait.

"My hubs said your twat was the size of the Holland tunnel"

I think it's more the ridiculous tweets.

.... waaaaaaah?

Thank you for reminding me of this amazing show.

I suppose that Africa's south of the USA? I think?

That was beautiful.

I.... I'm sorry. What? What is going on here? Those tweets and -

I actually considered applying for this (I totally have experience with birds! Owls would be awesome!) but then I realized that 1.) I hate children when I can't escape them, and 2.) $2000 a month. That's 500 a week for what sounds like 12 hours a day. $5.95 an hour. That's little more than half the equivalent of…

She got a puppy a month ago. We've agreed that's enough.