Please stop, I'm going to a family-oriented gathering in half an hour and I can't be turned on and that comment is making that very difficult. If I had a girlfriend/fuck buddy at the moment, that's exactly the train of thought my mind would be following.

I really want to hate this because the company name sounds like "broccoli" and realistically speaking, how the fuck are you going to get that clean... but damn, for some reason I find these thongs incredibly hot. WHY?

Or do what I'm doing: wait till they're dead.

I now want to have children exclusively so I can get them to speak only in unison and at varying pitch levels, a la The Shining. Perfect Mother's Day gift. Thanks, Erin!

Fucking ditto, it's gorgeous.

I've heard I'm everything from a 36D to a goddamned 32H or 32G. I don't even know anymore. I'm wearing a Vanity Fair 36D and it works okay I guess... I give up.

Actually, what happened before this was he asked for clarification on a question and was told to "quit bitching."

The sad thing is this guy dropped out and then came BACK to try and complete his education, then got stuck with a teacher who told him to "quit bitching" when he asked for clarification on a question.

Thanks, Dude Upstairs! Always knew I could count on you! Peace out, my father.

Thank you! I invoke the Turtle some days, but I felt the occasion called for some Elder God-ness.

YES. My mother, Cthulu bless and keep her, is in LOVE with Scandal (one example: she's always been a fan of Kerry Washington, but she now talks about Olivia Pope as though the character is in fact running the real-world White House, which I personally think should happen), and only through her obsessive watching of…

This sounds awesome. awesomely horrible but still.

Is "never" applicable? Note: am not having sex on the bed.

This, a thousand times.

Ah, but the question is, would you READ it if that was on the cover letter?

Precisely so. Most of us are cut from ROUGHLY the same cloth politically speaking.

Oh, if only I knew how to code an app, I'd be ON that shit.

Precisely so! They're pretty sharp, our men.

No, that is how it ought to work, I'm not saying it's how it DOES work. I know plenty of girls - mostly the ones who buy into the bullshit that sex is horrible and dirty - who would LOVE to date a virgin guy. In general, I do not find that virgin boys get harassed AS MUCH or in the same ways as girls who dare to have…

At least someone does! XD