Honestly, I think that Trump truly has no political agenda. He changes his mind from one day to the next, and disavows things he said hours earlier. He wants the pomp and the adulation; and simply blows out extreme rhetoric for its own sake.

Referring to women as “females” definitely helps your credibility here...

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

The album that defined my high school years. Garbage, Radiohead’s (arguably) best song ever, Everclear during their brief moment of excellence, Cardigans, Butthole Surfers... Teenage dreams, kids.

So much. But maybe more a shrug than a cardigan.

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Why not add an antique lace collar to your plain sweatshirt?

Maybe I’m fucking nuts, but... but... Colleen Dominguez still looks great.

They were talking about a guy who was already thinking about that Papa John’s pizza he was going to eat later, and washing it down with Gatorade and one of the many fine beers from Anheuser Busch.

Queso is a dip based on the fact that I would/have shamefully/not shamfully eaten it with a spoon/finger, right?

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

That’s because Samus is freaking wearing something.

Nice to see that MLS is finally police blottering at a European level.

“I’m more into like, 1930s jazz”

“Most music is booty, booty, booty...and I don’t like booties”

The kid in the purple shirt (ETA: Lucas) is so freaking adorable! He has so much attitude.

Thanks for sharing my story, and thank you for the congratulations! The wee baby girl and wife are doing great, and the snow is finally starting to melt. AND it hasn’t even been foggy here for a solid few days.

THIS SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. On my way to a blind date. Except the bird got caught in my windshield, I had to pull over because the whole entire windshield was cracked and I couldn’t see out of it (plus the seagull was SCREAMING). I tried to pull it out with my hands and tore its body in half, there was blood…