Eh, it's only problematic if someone asks what you're wearing... especially if you're in a professional context.

Baked is gorgeous. And like most of their best eyeliners, Urban Decay hasn't made it permanent. In the meantime, I'm going to clutch my stub of Stray Dog and cry.

Next they're going to tell us that Baked, Toasted, and Stash eyeshadow have nothing to do with kitchens.

Girl. Step away from the highlighter.

I have a 1-caret ring in a style that absolutely suits me. I still got a couple of "Oh, what a beautiful starter diamond!" comments.

I'll happily break down how you end up with a $26k~ish wedding racks up with about 100 guests:

Deschutes' Obisidian is nice, but The Abyss is really where it's at. Assuming you can actually find it, which is tricky.

It could be worse. It could be SO MUCH WORSE.

But the brand already has a color called Lolita.

I once yelled at my then-boyfriend for munching in baby carrots too loudly. I repeat, he was just eating, but the sound of of the quite crunch crunch crunch at his computer on the other side of the room drove me up the freaking wall.

The Fire and Ice ad is the best. Which makes it all the more unfortunate that they hired Jessica Dead Eyes Beal to shoot the ad when they brought the color back a few years ago.

Do you have access to a Sephora? I recommend their house brand Cream Lip Stain. I've only tried a couple, but I've found it to be far less drying than many of the other long wear lip products.

Do you have access to a Sephora? I recommend their house brand Cream Lip Stain. I've only tried a couple, but I've…

Korean beauty box?! What?! That sounds amazing! I got hooked on the stuff after having a few layovers at Incheon, so I would have a blast with this. Thanks for sharing!

I did Ipsy for about 8 months or so? After about the third time they sent me a dime-sized sample from Coastal Scents, lip gloss from pixi, and some weird cream product from Nyx I noped out of there.

I guess I'll be the lone voice of dissent. I found Ipsy to be way more uneven than Birchbox. Some months, cool, Urban Decay. Other months my bag was filled with drugstore junk and off-brand items. Ipsy tends more towards makeup than Birchbox, but Birchbox works with more reputable companies. Make sense?

You usually don't want to match your brow color exactly, you want to go a bit lighter. Three shades might seem WAY too light, but you actually have to try it on to see how it works. Here's a good link to show what I mean - swatched, the colors all look way too light and red for her dark brows, but actually applied,…

My favorite rich person bathroom thing are the disposable paper towels. Seriously, they buy fancy disposable paper towels that match their decor and use those instead of cotton towels because it's considered more hygienic. I can understand doing it during a party, because after about the 4th use in an hour a cotton…

My family works in factories, my husband's family owns factories. And overall, this rings true for us as well - with one major exception. My husband's family has NO PROBLEM expressing their anger and frustrations with each other. Screaming matches, throwing things... The sort of antics that if you lived in my working…

A good friend wore a veil with condoms taped to it to her bachelorette party. By the end of the night, other bar patrons had bought most of them for a buck a pop and she was $19 richer.

Let me begin by saying that when I was a kid, my mom had this particular nickname for me. I'm not sure where it came from, but it's relevant to my story.