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Don't forget the time she encouraged her brand's fans to harass one of the most prominent makeup bloggers and doxxed her private email! That's super normal, right?

There are several companies making matte liquid lipsticks. Sephora's Kat Von D line is probably the most famous and raved about. Anastasia just launched a line of full of them, and Stilla has Stay All Day.

My grandparents got married two weeks after meeting. They celebrate their 63rd wedding anniversary in April.

I've googled "Amy Poehler lipstick" a seriously creepy number of times. She's always wearing the perfect shade!

UD's brushes are all synthetic. Their whole schtick is being cruelty-free.

Chris Messina AND Jake Johnson? Both of my Tuesday Night Boyfriends in one movie?!

The reference.

My most WTF Christmas gift this year? A handwritten recipe from my grandma... featuring a food ingredient that I'm allergic to.

Ah yes, the answer to so many questions.

How did you sleep through a tree falling over?

Oh, man, Magic Nursery Dolls also work into my best/worst Christmas present story.

The way the recent Gina-Boyles tryst ended was perfect. "I'm about to Olivia Pope this sitch" indeed.

People who can't answer "what do you do for fun?" are the most ridiculously boring, rock-like people on the face of the earth.

To be fair, there's no alcohol in strip clubs in Seattle. So you're pretty much right about what he'd have to drink.

She has a contract with Dior, so she just ends up in whatever they stick her in... this time, it was a dress with panniers. I mean, I'm kind of excited because panniers! Who'd have thunk? But the weird length is just not working here.

Chances are if you DID find a local source for sugar, they'd still yell at you because sugar beets = the devil. A friend made the choice to use sugar beets in her locally sourced liquor and people were freaking outraged because of the GMO issue.

There are some jurisdiction issues here. The reports say that she was last seen on reservation land. Tribes are sovereign nations, so Auburn police don't have jurisdiction there. Are there some serious gaps in communication between most local and res police? Yes, for sure. But that leaves the question of why the hell

I feel like she needs to do a video demo about makeup in the same way she did that anatomy lesson on OITNB. I could learn sooo much!

Yup - that was my first thought too! Nerdy Love Song kitten is the best ukelele cat.

I'd be curious to try making Vitamin C serum! Do you have any recommendations of where to start? My skin loooves Vitamin C.