Is she even there this year? Girl is always a delight to see in unusual and awesome dresses.

I had a 12-hour layover in South Korean a couple years ago. They actually have hotel rooms in the airport that you can book in 6-hour chunks, complete with shower. I scoffed at it, but after trying and failing to nap in the main concourse area we grabbed a room. BEST NAP OF MY LIFE. I regret nothing!

One of the biggest yelling matches I had with my dad, he was getting on my case about not doing the dishes or something, and he worked all day so he shouldn't have to do it. I yelled back about how I had homework for four AP classes, tennis practice, and two activity clubs to plan, so wasn't I already doing enough?…

That's the thing about people who have done some crazy things - it makes it impossible to calibrate whatever else they might bullshit about. I mean, I have a friend who has made some pretty outrageous claims, including daredevil hobbies, celebrities he's slept with, and size of shark that attacked him. The scars on…

I was about to be "Hey now!" and defend L'Oreal, but then I realize that the drugstore lipstick I actually like is all Maybelline (Vivids) and Revlon (Balm Stains and Lip Butters ftw). Seriously, L'Oreal, what's up with the crappy lip colors?

It's cool, Barbie's got you covered.

A "real baby" as opposed to what? A fake baby? A food baby? A pony?

Those faces! How often does Atticus give you a "Why? Why is she doing that?" look while Elsa romps around?

Not previously associated with his character? I don't think you read closely enough.

Pretty clearly into it? Not so much. From the text:

I love this, even if it makes me want to call you The Talented Ms. Ripley.

What, did you not create a fake AIM account just to talk to him?

This. In my case, I keep to my side of the bed because my partner is a furnace who inevitably kicks off his half of the blankets in the middle of the night. If I'm by him, I wake up freezing because my blanket is gone. Or because I was just kicked. Both are possibilities.

If people were just using Sriracha as a condiment, sure. That there are two cookbooks devoted to using it in a myriad of ways shows otherwise. Personally, I think it's a bit heavy on the vinegar to do much cooking with.

Maybe people will finally move on to gochujang as the next hot sauce of choice? I find it to be way more interesting and versatile in the kitchen than sriracha.

My grandmother had twins (!!) eleven months after my mom was born. Breastfeeding =/= birthcontrol and multiples tend to be born earlier. But, still, ouchie.

I'm so jealous right now. That movie was instrumental to a growing Fishie's pants-parts awakening.

FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT.

Zoya nail polish announced a monthly box service, including a completely arbitrary quiz to determine your ideal box. Fans on Facebook are piiiissed, because they got all excited for Zoya to do a Julep-style monthly box. This could end up being one of the jokes that turns into a real product... though minus the super…

To be fair, there is some regional variation re: smoked salmon. In the PNW, hot smoked salmon dominates. The cold smoked stuff (Nova lox) is pretty much only brought out for bagels or in fancy-pants restaurants.