15. You'll be too busy to care that your sibling/cousin/friend brought that significant other that you hate, or kids, or whatever. It's a party full of other people who are so excited to see YOU, so smile, thank them for coming, and greet the next guest.

The LOGIC LEAPS these people make. A dear friend linked to a Alt-Mommy post on Facebook about how vaccinating your kids to protect others is pointless, because plenty of other decisions you make could affect others. People don't think about others before getting in a car and driving while tired. You're totally more…

Oh, there are way more tie-in lines than that. OPI did a line for the last Muppets movie and is doing another one this spring. They've also done lines for James Bond, Burlesque, and Pirates of the Caribbean. MAC is doing a collection for the Maleficent movie. Famously, Revlon did that Hunger Games collection that made…

My grandma wears Chanel No. 5. Her hair is silver, never gray. Recently, she landed in the hospital. I was worried until she started complaining about the nursing staff and asking for her face cream. She is an amazing, terrifying woman, and I hope I age half as gracefully.

He's the BEST.

Hmm. You keep saying "duochrome," but maybe you mean holographic? Here's a comparison.

I hope so! She seems like a sweet, fluffy type, but totally unprepared for dealing with the ravages of anonymous internet people.

Replying with a pic of Scrangie 2.0 to show the problem.

I love thermals so much.

*Headdesk*

Eh, the average duo chrome won't have the sparkle and number of colors that the Clarins does. That being said, just buy the Max Factor, find someone selling the pigments and fraken your own uber polish, or find one of the indie polish brands that use the color changing pigment. Girly Bits "Shift Happens" has the…

Honestly, the person who threatens to ditch the entire social group because they're left out of a single outing is the one who sounds toxic. That level of drama isn't surprising, given her lack of boundaries if a third party had to lay down the law to get her to stop harassing the LW. Sometimes, it has nothing to do…

Uh, are you familiar with induction cooktops? Because 1, not all stainless steel cookware is created equal, and 2, copper cookware isn't ferrous, so it doesn't work either. If you're using "copper" cookware on an induction cooktop, it's probably just copper coating over a sufficiently ferrous stainless steel.

The basic…

Brilliant!

BC and Washington are also the only places where I've seen supermarkets attached to malls. Because obviously parking at a mall isn't a hellish enough of an endeavor, let's add shopping carts to Southcenter.

Maybe modern Farberware does, but vintage stuff has a super thick aluminum disc at the bottom that doesn't play well with the magnetic waves that induction cooktops use.

My grandmother still uses the Farberware pots and pans she got when she married my grandfather in 1954 and they work beautifully. I'd be excited to inherit them someday, but alas - I put an induction cooktop in my kitchen.

Haley Williams and Beth Ditto have also partnered with MAC in the past. Let's hope that this collection is a bit more like the Haley one (small, but with quality products that actually reflected the subject) than the Ditto collection. The products in the Ditto collection were just bad. Stiff, dry, and no point of…

UD is also owned by L'Oreal, so even if they don't test, their parent company does.

Christian Siriano mananged to make it work once. Even then, it was a dowdy black. Every other time I see her on the red carpet, it's all sad trombone.