Zardoz era, right? I agree that finding a red diaper might be tricky, but I bet there's a drag site out there to source the thigh-high boots.

Same. Significant Other is nine inches taller than me and outweighs me by a good 60 lbs... and yet, we both have a 30-inch inseam. How does THAT work?

Nah. The narrative suggests she had been getting it on with the guy for awhile - notice the part where he goes in through the back door after dark. There's also mention of her being a fallen woman.

Bring on the egg-shooting transgendered dinosaurs!

Fair enough. I just have rather fond memories of an 80-year-old Irish Catholic spitfire who only consented to a home mass after double-hip replacement surgery if they sent "the good priest, not that young guy." The young guy in question was probably 45, but, y'know, perspective. She was a cook for many years at the…

You can have mass in your home. It requires special permission, so it's not "thrown together," but it can be done. It's typically more for the sick and elderly and those who care for them.

No kidding. I bet she'd be a natural in goal - she'd get to catch, throw, and punt the ball just like in football.

Middle school!? This 27-year-old has no intention of handing in her Tamora Pierce fanclub card yet.

Good call on Bioware. They might get it wrong at times, but at least they understand the criticism they get and respond to player requests (see: male Shep getting a male romance option in last Mass Effect game). Dragon Age: Origins and Mass Effect 1 have both been out a few years (so are cheap) and widely available on…

Does he game? Try a copy of Guild Wars 2. While the character design at times is ridiculous, the world building is full of awesome strong female characters and the community's zero tolerance policy for offensive speech is awesome. Because while literary or movie examples of feminism is all well and good, at that age a…

Better now than next year, when Portland has fewer home matches for the Cascadia cup. That away record was brutal.

Considering the genesis of mansplain, I'm going to assume this means you're an expert on dude-bros.

Eh... Tosh made some rape jokes, got called out on it, and then proceeded to joke that the woman who called him out had been gang raped. Pretty sure that qualifies as advanced stubbornly proud ignorance.

The "12-15" age range is simply untrue. It came from a study of child prostitution back in 2001. Go figure, when you study underage prostitutes, most of them started out underage. That figure has since been generalized by many anti-trafficking groups from "the average age at start for underage prostitutes" to "the…

Chihuahuas don't fight fair.

Hmm. The Kinja small-sized version of this gif makes it look as if Thor is doing a none-too-stealthy sniff of his pit and isn't pleased with the result. I was WAY confused about why it was attached, but seeing the bigger version, I agree! Another shirtless Thor, please!

Eh, whatever characterization problems Martha and the RTD-era ladies had really pale in comparison to the way the current showrunner Steven Moffat is determined ruin his female characters. Seriously, ffs Moffat, write a female character who's big climax doesn't involve a wedding.

Trader Joe's went crazy on the pumpkin this year, to the extent that I seriously thought their ad this month was a fake. Canned pumpkin and pumpkin bread? Of course. Pumpkin coffee? ... okay. Pumpkin dog treats? Seriously, TJ?!

Here's a pretty good overview of the biggest atheist vs. feminist blowup:

I'd point out the scary sketchy dispensaries on Aurora... but Aurora is already scary sketchy, so no change there.