“Spot the faker, not the fake.”

White skin, black hair probably could kill a bear. Black skin, white hair good at spotting things quite rare.

Ha ha very funny. We all know he’s taking about Goofy’s pet dog.

i been to yorkshire they drink a cup of marmite in hot Walter sometimes its gross more like cup of p33.

Did you ever read The Boy from Hell by J. Aspin Aspen? Because I think that’s where the octagon hand originates.

LLol piece up donkey dick if your too old GET OUT THE KICLTCHEN!

Mybe find a brush, choobly

Hats off to your a-hole

Ooooooosucko my dicko

Hey, take it easy now you semen-filled rat scrotum. He (like me) was probably just excited that you were talking about fucking assholes, and didn’t realize you were using the term as a pejorative rather than referring to the act of penetrating a rectum with your cock. It was a letdown for me to realize what you were…

So if it was still 2004 and this headline was on Fark.com, would it get the “obvious” tag or the “dumbass” tag?

F.U. Papercraft is my favorite writer

Whateva. I like assloads of salt and vinegar.

Well, I guess I don’t have a problem with German potato salad, but the yellow, may-based potato salad definitely should not be sweet, and that’s the one I care about.

Ohmygawd yes.

Alternate viewpoint: Sugar has no place in coleslaw, and potato salad should have no perceptible sweetness either.

I only drink nukj, which is regular dairy milk but typed with your hand one key over.

As far as I can tell he can still mute you so there’s some question as to whether it’s worth your time to start tweeting dick pics at POTUS again. :/

In the words of Adam Pash, “Bibbity-bubbity BIT TORRENT”.

Are you fucking with me? It’s a problem-solving exercise. He didn’t see you put the cheerio into the bottle, but he knows the bottle is open. All he has to do is turn it upside down but no! he just scrabbles at it with his hands WHAT ARE YOU DOIBG LITTLE CHILD YOU ARE FUCKIBG KILLLLIBG MEEEEEE