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1. Prehaps! I’m’ve was to make football often times. Play? Know. Best football results twice again.

I make an Asian-style slaw, with rice vinegar and wasabi. Women love it.

“Sugar has no place in coleslaw, and potato salad should have no perceptible sweetness either.”

Try adding a little celery seed, it does wonders.

If I could click that little star next your comment a million times I would. Sugar is the reason I always thought I hated coleslaw. Then I met someone who made coleslaw without sugar. We’re married now.

I agree on both points, especially potato salad. I have used a pinch of salt and sugar to macerate and wilt cole slaw to make it softer at the last minute but I do that in a strainer over a bowl and most of the sugar and salt drains off.  

I completely agree, also the black pepper shouldn’t be optional.

Regarding potato salad: the only potato salad has mayo in it. German potato salad is an abomination unto the Lord.

It’s OK! It’s an old joke about a caption that fits every New Yorker cartoon.

At Domino’s this is called a Grocery Store Cut. It come from the fact that grocery stores use it to get the most mileage out of a pizza on sample day.

Bagels are better than donuts and you know it.

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Jet fuel can’t melt bed springs.

please, god, someone tell me they know this book. i can’t have two horribly failed comments on kinja today.

I laugh back at the kids who think they’re so hardcore & think that old people are easy-to-shock because we’ve never heard of such depravity before— bitches pleeze. We were doing sex-drugs-rock’n’roll-and-Usenet before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s balls!

Unless you’re old enough to remember alt.tasteless, of course. Porn is for amateurs!!

...you wouldn’t even know about prolapsed anuses if it weren’t for porn.

“But on the other, it’s a direct reflection on society’s crybaby political correctness.”

If it is an accident on your part, claim you were hacked and it’s not your dick. If your face is on there, tell everyone a vengeful marmoset photoshopped your face into the picture. Deny, deny, deny. This is to protect all parties, because recipients want nothing more than to pretend they have never seen your dick.