Lol what a penis though

Don’t be a pussy, you pussy. FreeBSD or bust.

They don't drink

Good list but don’t forget flash paper, condoms and lube, body spray, saltines, marmite/Vegemite, evaporated milk, usb-A cord, kool aid mix, scotch scrubbies

Counterpoint: why not just put your cock in a sock and stand on a rock? Goodness gracious, straight people are weird.

Alternate headline: Horseface admits to backing wrong horse

Lol but you know they're like 'cock it COCK cock it COCK COCK...IT UP'

What the cock is scifi beer

Here is some little questions to ask yourself:

“Yo Buttlicker let’s do a juice” this from a girl who used to let me lick out her butt

It means that people with very pale skin have enormous appetites, and people with very dark skin are good at locating valuables, I guess.

Accurate.

Anti-counterfeiting?

It’s an old, racist proverb. IDK where it’s from originally.  My people are from New Orleans and the midwest, and I’ve heard it from a lot of my older relatives. My GF thinks it refers to the Drow from Dungeons & Dragons but this predates D&D.

“Spot the faker, not the fake.”

White skin, black hair probably could kill a bear. Black skin, white hair good at spotting things quite rare.

Ha ha very funny. We all know he’s taking about Goofy’s pet dog.

i been to yorkshire they drink a cup of marmite in hot Walter sometimes its gross more like cup of p33.

So if it was still 2004 and this headline was on Fark.com, would it get the “obvious” tag or the “dumbass” tag?