Lol what a penis though

Don’t be a pussy, you pussy. FreeBSD or bust.

Show penis or gtfo

They don't drink

Good list but don’t forget flash paper, condoms and lube, body spray, saltines, marmite/Vegemite, evaporated milk, usb-A cord, kool aid mix, scotch scrubbies

I would give anything to hear Gern Shudler, Gary Pruckler, or Ti Ping Wong’s voices again and there not even dead 

Counterpoint: why not just put your cock in a sock and stand on a rock? Goodness gracious, straight people are weird.

Alternate headline: Horseface admits to backing wrong horse

Lol but you know they're like 'cock it COCK cock it COCK COCK...IT UP'

What the cock is scifi beer

Here is some little questions to ask yourself:

“Yo Buttlicker let’s do a juice” this from a girl who used to let me lick out her butt

1 do a little dance

And a good way to masturbate my prostate without putting things in my anus

Meals in a pill and a blowjob machine that actually works

It means that people with very pale skin have enormous appetites, and people with very dark skin are good at locating valuables, I guess.

Accurate.

Anti-counterfeiting?

It’s an old, racist proverb. IDK where it’s from originally.  My people are from New Orleans and the midwest, and I’ve heard it from a lot of my older relatives. My GF thinks it refers to the Drow from Dungeons & Dragons but this predates D&D.