Whateva. I like assloads of salt and vinegar.

Well, I guess I don’t have a problem with German potato salad, but the yellow, may-based potato salad definitely should not be sweet, and that’s the one I care about.

Ohmygawd yes.

Alternate viewpoint: Sugar has no place in coleslaw, and potato salad should have no perceptible sweetness either.

I only drink nukj, which is regular dairy milk but typed with your hand one key over.

In the words of Adam Pash, “Bibbity-bubbity BIT TORRENT”.

Are you fucking with me? It’s a problem-solving exercise. He didn’t see you put the cheerio into the bottle, but he knows the bottle is open. All he has to do is turn it upside down but no! he just scrabbles at it with his hands WHAT ARE YOU DOIBG LITTLE CHILD YOU ARE FUCKIBG KILLLLIBG MEEEEEE

Thank you for getting to this more timely than I did!

...yes it is. We pass out a pamphlet every fall about babysitting dos and don’ts. We’ve been prominently featuring this fact since the 1990s

Oregon, WI

Oregon, WI

Christ, what an asshole.

Do you have any suggestions for locales where the law mandates that babysitting can only happen between 6 pm and 12 am? That’s the local law where I live

Lol I looked at your other comments. You’re like 81

Omfg go back to sentinel hill with your dad and your goatface son.

This is similar to what Dr. Hudgepinchel says, but he stipulates that you have to physically destroy anything you don’t finish, unless it belongs to someone else. Bad for library users, but obviously good advice for anyone else.

What a great idea for octogenarians! Seriously, have you ever heard anyone younger than a baby-boomer use the word folks in the US? And if you’re outside of the US, have you ever heard anyone use it at all? No? Well then.

Is it true that the clitoris is a small penis, and does that mean that if a man has sex with a girl who has a clitoris, he’s just had gay sex?

Is it true the baby comes out of the same hole the papa’s seed goes into, and if so, is it possible that the baby will kick out the mama’s teeth when he is born.

Those are some succulent fucking tittayz.