Thank you for getting to this more timely than I did!

...yes it is. We pass out a pamphlet every fall about babysitting dos and don’ts. We’ve been prominently featuring this fact since the 1990s

Oregon, WI

Oregon, WI

Christ, what an asshole.

Do you have any suggestions for locales where the law mandates that babysitting can only happen between 6 pm and 12 am? That’s the local law where I live

Lol I looked at your other comments. You’re like 81

Omfg go back to sentinel hill with your dad and your goatface son.

This is similar to what Dr. Hudgepinchel says, but he stipulates that you have to physically destroy anything you don’t finish, unless it belongs to someone else. Bad for library users, but obviously good advice for anyone else.

What a great idea for octogenarians! Seriously, have you ever heard anyone younger than a baby-boomer use the word folks in the US? And if you’re outside of the US, have you ever heard anyone use it at all? No? Well then.

Is it true that the clitoris is a small penis, and does that mean that if a man has sex with a girl who has a clitoris, he’s just had gay sex?

Is it true the baby comes out of the same hole the papa’s seed goes into, and if so, is it possible that the baby will kick out the mama’s teeth when he is born.

Those are some succulent fucking tittayz.

I use a smart watch that needs BT if I want to do anything more than tell the time. Does that mean I need to stop using my SmartWatch?

This isn’t a comment but I just wrote some song lyrics and I need to put them here for safekeeping. This song is copyright by me and if anybody tries to steal it I will sue the s*** out of your ass.

This isn’t a comment but I just wrote some song lyrics and I need to put them here for safekeeping. This song is…

And court salmonella? Fuck that, Gary Pruckler.

How though? Murder? I wholeheartedly agree that we need to exemplify the values we want, but I don’t see how your philosophy can condone the murder of bigots.

Wait wait what. Are you serious that The Foo is the gay one. Katherine Trendacosta said that the gay relationship in that movie was going to be between Clock’s Worth and Loom E. Aire. If it’s The Foo then why TF are right wingers bitching about it?????

I wish I was friends with butts. 😞

My brother met this guy once in Vancouver. Real asshole apparently. We have a video of my brother trying to show Felix his dick and Felix saying “WTF no” before walking away. I want to sell it by my brother Tom says no.