Oh, shit, you didn’t let Korrok in, did you?

OMG, fuck off, troll.

Oh since you cun’t be bothered to put your money where your mouth is....

Gosh, if only you’d post actual proof instead of nonsense computer Linux. You lose, Q.E.D. Thanks for playing, Ross. Don’t let the door split you where the good Lord created thy loins. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, suck da penis.

The second definition in the American Heritage Dictionary is “subtle. inconspicuous.” So stop being a penis-hole you penis-hole.

Don’t be a troll, you limp penis. While a BluRay player may have some use for you, the truth is that most women just don’t care (and I should point out, I’m only singling out women because you did; dudes don’t give a butt’s cocks either). I will concede that high speed internet isn’t “totes avails” everywhere (and…

You’re very bad at life.

More like butts for weenurs lololololooloooolo

I guess I don't understand your point. What happens when you've set a deadline for someone, and they blow it? You just let it slide and declare the project unimportant?

MMMMMMMMHang on a second. You don’t lose until you sell? not so. when my old company delisted, they froze us for 3 months then cashed us out for $0.12 on the dollar. If you f

What about if you accidentally send dick pics or if you get doxed and your dick pics get out and seen by everybody??

Dear, Life Hacker!

You forgot my favorite: extortion letters erroneously accusing you of downloading The Opening of Misty Beethoven, which (according to Wikipedia) is exactly what it sounds like.

Why don’t these things every have a pocket pussy or a dildo? Almost everyone has one but they never post it.

Upgrade that puppy to Linux and I cana see it being a pretty credible lightweight machine. XP, though...it was nice while MS supported it, but I’m 2015 its like a condom with a couple of holes in it.

Holy shit, dude, troll much?

Oh, lol, it was nothing like that. Private industry, testing dangerous equipment that everyone knew was dangerous. The offer was “if this goes wrong, and it might, at least your family will be provided for.”

My father accepted an enormous promotion in exchange for a literal suicide mission. It was nice having college paid for but I’d rather have my father back.

I think you need to read The Painful Truth About Aspirin by Creighton Tolliver, M.D.

No, aspirin is left out because it causes acute liver damage and Reye’s syndrome. No one should be taking aspirin.