The key to decluttering, I think, is simply not doing stuff. Do you want to do stuff today? No, you don’t say no. And watch the space pilot.

Oh, shit. I’m just a troll. Didn’t expect you to take me to task. You’re right. Pins are a good idea, pattern not so much.

While you’re right that PINs are more secure than patterns, #1 and #2 are nonsense (though you’d call them “bunsense”, judging by your comment history...). You CAN bypass part of the pattern grid and return to it later (such as 1-9-5), and you can turn off that green line. At least, on Android you can. IDK o GAF about…

In spite of ample evidence and personal experience to the contrary, I maintain that no one uses Chromebooks and that they certainly don't like them.

In spite of ample evidence and personal experience to the contrary, I maintain that no one uses Chromebooks and that…

Having a dick in your ear, or putting your dick in someone elses.

Buttlicking.

Beth, you're the devil.

Every night I wake up after 2-3 hours, and stay in a sort of half-awake state for as long as a couple of hours, during which time my mind races until I finally fully wake up. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of a phone conversation or playing a video game, but usually I'm just in bed. When I figure out whats…

I only type about 80 wpm, which is fairly average. my writing speed is because of a shorthand I've developed over the years; I learned one in college, and have adapted it since to be much faster.

Ooh, no. I'm a courtroom stenographer. Recording devices are not allowed, and hiring requirements for this type of job are usually at least 200 wpm handwritten. Dropping the E won't get you there, but its a start.

cthulhu shit. I've dated guys who were all into nyarlathotep & shub niggurath. Its like sucking their own dicks.

My last two jobs , one public sector, one provate, required a Federally-mandated vacation of at least 5 consecutive business days within the calendar year. In the case of the private sector job, I was hired in late December and had to start by the end of the year for budgeting reasons, so I had one day just sitting at…

higgity hipster PDA all the way, buttlickers!

Right back atcha, tiger!

never done it but I want to. :3

being a buttlicker doesn't help either :\

None of them work as advertized and its impossible to keep track of which one you just used, you would need to keep a journal to keep track of the rubbish recipes.

iOS is not funny.

What, have you been looking at my replies to other people where I talk about being a troll?

Here's another reason to go with iOS over Android: iOS never has a problem of any kind. We never have to downgrade because the only updates that happen to iOS apps are good ones that we want.