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Let's be serious. Your car isn't an asset; you need that thing, and your house isn't an asset because you live there. I understand that the dictionary definition of asset makes these things assets, but economically that couldn't possibly be further than accurate, except in the case of stocks.

I think Dr. Hedaha said it best: If you can't liquidate it in the next hour, it's not really an asset.

Man, somebody has to make this argument every time Lifehacker posts one of these, which must be at least once a week. You can be excused because I don't see that you've left this comment before, but there are people who come back week after week to argue about the redefinition of a term they use.

Bug out bag. Guessing that was a typo, though.

I would trade in the dumb phone just for a phone that lets you protect your dick pics.

My wife informs me that I began this project while I was between jobs, which means it was January of 2010. Still. That's a good four years.

It might be recommended, but certainly not required. My water is hard, but it's not fertilizer.

Come on. I've been regrowing the same scallions since late 2009 using this method. I'm on a well, not city water, but does that make so much difference? Doubt it.

This. I buy Zapples and use the other part like a portable microwave, but it's the same deal as Stickershield. Both are inexpensive and 4"x6", which is bigger than most screen protectors which are too small for window stickers.

Well its time for another lifehacker lube job for android.

No, I don't think it's normal either. It's something where I've just had to accept that maybe my wiring is weird, and let it go at that.

Have a look at the rest of his comments. He's pretty obviously a troll, but his username says that upfront, so I don't think any butthurt is in order.

I mean that physical exertion makes me furious and violent. I can do it once in awhile and be fine, but I was a dangerous person when I was working up a sweat every day. I saw a few doctors about it, but nobody really had any ideas except "exercise less."

I don't think that's always what it is. I came to this discussion hoping it would address the problem I have, but it really doesn't. When I was younger (I'm in my mid-30s now), exercise made me extremely depressed, angry, and aggressive. After a run, I was seriously worried that I would actually hurt someone—maybe…

Plus he was a fat-shaming eugenicist. So there's that.

Y'know, I'm not really a fan of Dachis either, but I think he handled this pretty appropriately. Most of those concerns were addressed directly in the post. I feel generally that Lifehacker does a good job of finding a happy medium between blindly recommending these services and doing a full analysis of everybody's…

When I see a sexy hooby on 4Chan or Reddit, I reverse image search her to find moar. I think that's a common practice.

What am I worried that Google will kill? Why, the hostages. Obviously.