What about if you accidentally send dick pics or if you get doxed and your dick pics get out and seen by everybody??

Dear, Life Hacker!

They just look like normal scientists. :(

You forgot my favorite: extortion letters erroneously accusing you of downloading The Opening of Misty Beethoven, which (according to Wikipedia) is exactly what it sounds like.

I’m not sure “no Xposed support” is a valid complaint; the entire point of Xposed is that it allows you to poke holes in and generally misuse the operating system. I am a diehard Xposed user (on 5.1, thank you very much), but I appreciate that Google and device makers are actively trying to quash Xposed because is…

Do you want to see my dick?

Dont be an anus hole with a chainsaw in it chopping up the wall of the hole so that it really hurts and you can’t sit down or even take a shower without your eyes watering and Peter asks you what’s wrong and you say “nothing” and he keeps asking and finally he’s like “look, you’re obviously sad about something” and…

Why don’t these things every have a pocket pussy or a dildo? Almost everyone has one but they never post it.

Upgrade that puppy to Linux and I cana see it being a pretty credible lightweight machine. XP, though...it was nice while MS supported it, but I’m 2015 its like a condom with a couple of holes in it.

Holy shit, dude, troll much?

All I can say is, don’t bite the dick that fucks you, honey. You gotta learn to suck it funny.

Oh, lol, it was nothing like that. Private industry, testing dangerous equipment that everyone knew was dangerous. The offer was “if this goes wrong, and it might, at least your family will be provided for.”

My father accepted an enormous promotion in exchange for a literal suicide mission. It was nice having college paid for but I’d rather have my father back.

I think you need to read The Painful Truth About Aspirin by Creighton Tolliver, M.D.

No, aspirin is left out because it causes acute liver damage and Reye’s syndrome. No one should be taking aspirin.

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To be honest, I’m just an exhibitionist and a contrarian. Apps is a stupid word.

The fact that people are mortal doesn’t change the fact that you’re wrong. Anyway, do you want to see my penis?

Just how much credence should we give to someone who uses “retarded” as a pejorative?

I can’t even tell if you’re serious or not?