No, sorry. I don’t think we’re on the same page with this. :(

Gross. No. I only want to show it. What’s your email address?

Photoshop is a good example of why we use phrases like software application and software package; it’s very complex and made up of multiple program objects, some of which are also shared by other Adobe products. You’re not wrong that Photoshop can be accurately described as a program, but we generally distinguish…

Please. Its “cognitively challenged”. And listen, if you think it’s possible to put a CompuServe subscription—which I haven’t had since 1991—intp a cunt, then you’re the retarded one, sir.

Right, but that’s where the usage comes from. Anyway, my penis sir. Do you want to see it?

Fuck off. We’ve been saying jif since the days of CompuServe.

That’s nonsense if you’re referring to the use of those specific services. “I’ll set up a Patreon” is perfectly acceptable if you’re setting up a Patreon, and Kickstarting via Kickstarter is also fine. If you have a problem with that, then we’ll also have to stop Googling, Tweeting, Xeroxing, etc..

App is the short version of application which is the short version of software application. The phrase software application predates the phrase software package, but means essentially the same thing. Comes from the beginning of the era of structured/object-oriented programming.

Thing is, “deck” was coined to describe HyperCard stacks, which were the predecessor to PowerPoin presentations. Deck is generally the word you use to describe a stack of cards that go together. Want to see my penis?

No human being has ever said ping or pong when referring to PNG, which has always been pronounced “pi-yeng” (I.e., P ng).

The term Wi-Fi does indeed come from the slogan “The standard for wireless fidelity”. And I agree that it should be the soft G sound: jif.

The key to decluttering, I think, is simply not doing stuff. Do you want to do stuff today? No, you don’t say no. And watch the space pilot.

I love the Apple II colors. So vibrant. Blue, orange, green, purple... So pretty

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Why wouldn’t you just assume in this case that speed refers to the plane? You wouldn’t obviously. You’re solving the corrected problem, not the one that was posed initially. So anyway would you like to see my peen?

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No, look at the wording of the puzzle. SPEED is constant. Not Engine Speed, not Wind Speed, just SPEED

You’re overthinking this.

It only says “speed”. Are we to assume that doesn’t refer to the plane?

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