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Fuck off, troll.

Lol it made me horny. Who wants to snapchat?

fuck off troll

Let's be serious. Your car isn't an asset; you need that thing, and your house isn't an asset because you live there. I understand that the dictionary definition of asset makes these things assets, but economically that couldn't possibly be further than accurate, except in the case of stocks.

I think Dr. Hedaha said it best: If you can't liquidate it in the next hour, it's not really an asset.

My ex's dad had an unopened case of Newtons (16 of them, I think) that were waiting for "The Right Price". Wonder if they'd take those back?

Man, somebody has to make this argument every time Lifehacker posts one of these, which must be at least once a week. You can be excused because I don't see that you've left this comment before, but there are people who come back week after week to argue about the redefinition of a term they use.

Bug out bag. Guessing that was a typo, though.

I would trade in the dumb phone just for a phone that lets you protect your dick pics.

My wife informs me that I began this project while I was between jobs, which means it was January of 2010. Still. That's a good four years.

It might be recommended, but certainly not required. My water is hard, but it's not fertilizer.

Come on. I've been regrowing the same scallions since late 2009 using this method. I'm on a well, not city water, but does that make so much difference? Doubt it.

You're right of course. I'm a troll. Not even gonna deny it.

This. I buy Zapples and use the other part like a portable microwave, but it's the same deal as Stickershield. Both are inexpensive and 4"x6", which is bigger than most screen protectors which are too small for window stickers.

My post has been recommended by 8 ppl. WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCh A THING????????

Where do I start? The scene with the grapes, the shooting scene, Bilbo's massive salad, the bird poop, the thing with the boots... the list goes ON AND ON AND ON and don't get me started on that nonsense with the pronunciation of orc. Phew.

Oh, please. If The Amazing Spider Man is a remake of the 2002 Spider Man, then Peter Jackson's Hobbit movies are a remake of... Well, let's see... there's the Jackanory version fron '79, the Russian version from '85, the Rankin-Bass movie from '77... OH SNAP I JUST SHAT IN YOUR BUTTHOLE.

Ooh, apparently someone doesn't know what celebrity means. Being a public figure makes you a celebrity by default. You lose, I win. Eat a dick, sucka da penis. Q.E.D.

Look as long as nobody is leaving intelligent comments (see: Obama not a celebrity), I might as well leave this here: