I don't think I agree. The artwork is just artwork, so it doesn't really matter, but that typeface? Unreadable. If I passed this in the bookstore, I wouldn't even notice it.

I cannae believe you've left off the big one, Ludwick von Mozart. He had a cold, and they gave him strick nine, mercury, poured melted butter into his ears and had him leave it there overnight, bloodletting, leaches...basically everything you can do bad to a person was done to him in the name of getting rid of a…

Well its time for another lifehacker lube job for android.

No, I don't think it's normal either. It's something where I've just had to accept that maybe my wiring is weird, and let it go at that.

Have a look at the rest of his comments. He's pretty obviously a troll, but his username says that upfront, so I don't think any butthurt is in order.

I mean that physical exertion makes me furious and violent. I can do it once in awhile and be fine, but I was a dangerous person when I was working up a sweat every day. I saw a few doctors about it, but nobody really had any ideas except "exercise less."

I don't think that's always what it is. I came to this discussion hoping it would address the problem I have, but it really doesn't. When I was younger (I'm in my mid-30s now), exercise made me extremely depressed, angry, and aggressive. After a run, I was seriously worried that I would actually hurt someone—maybe…

Spoken like a straight man with a bent penis. I hope all the hot Lesbos of IO9 drum you out of here.

Plus he was a fat-shaming eugenicist. So there's that.

A classic of bizarro fiction, chock full of Lost references, and published more than a decade before the premier of Lost: there's a smoke monster and a guy named Jacklock Sayid and its SO SO SO weird.

Y'know, I'm not really a fan of Dachis either, but I think he handled this pretty appropriately. Most of those concerns were addressed directly in the post. I feel generally that Lifehacker does a good job of finding a happy medium between blindly recommending these services and doing a full analysis of everybody's…

When I see a sexy hooby on 4Chan or Reddit, I reverse image search her to find moar. I think that's a common practice.

What am I worried that Google will kill? Why, the hostages. Obviously.

In 2006 I was on a flight to the Detroit from Berlin, and the plane was empty enough that I got two seats to myself. I fell asleep, and when I woke up I had "HING HONG" written in sharpie on one of my arms and "DONKEY DONKEY" written on the other one. I went to wash it off, and saw in the mirror that I had "DONKEY…

Re: Chairs, do a little research before you replace anything. Ergonomics are important, to say the least, and your employer is probably well aware of this, and has probably furnished you with the office equivalent of those expensive, orthotic sneakers that old people wear. Find out what model of chair you're sitting…

Thank you!!! I took my computer to the Geek Squad to have this done a few months ago, and they did it for me using the spanned volume method for Windows you described above, but they told me they'd installed a "JERBOLZ drive." The paperwork they gave me also uses jargon like JERBOLZ drive and JERBOLZ manager, but…

Pretty much.

I dunno if you have a Gardener/Bimbo/Sara Lee outlet in your area, but they sell the same handlejar jam.

What's the problem with having more than one sentence per paragraph?