Heading into the bottom, why wouldn’t everything go to shit?

Drew: “I understand your rationale.”

Counterpoint.

Some news outlets are apparently clinging to obsolete notion that videos made in private and released without the parties’ consent are not really news, brother.

“When I was in that Captain’s chair I was not mimicking William Shatner, with whom I’m now friends [with] because of this movie....”

I was sure the Heimlich maneuver story was going to include Dan shitting himself.

Love the caddie’s watch at the very beginning of this vignette.

What’s behind his ear? Cig?

"...underpaid workers"

Not related to your comment, but:

All hoppy beers are alike.

"I am never adequately prepared for how musical musicals are. "

Looks like everyone had a good time.

"The essay is a pretty good read in of itself ..."

The Giants should fire Grandpa Coughlin of course, but there's no freaking way it will happen mid-season. Although that would be the most interesting sports-related event in NYC since Plaxico shot himself in the leg.

It's actually Cowboys at Giants. (Shoots self for knowing this.)

Thanks for giving me the fully skinny on my options. I'm going to go with "Or don't" from Option A, which is where I was to begin with. Thanks again for your support!

Deadspin really not too keen on baseball. What World Series?