...even in the cases when "whose" can be attributed to inanimate objects, but you wouldn't want to use it then, because that would just be pretentious, wouldn't it?

"Famine her right in the potato."

Sweet merciful crap.

Royals fans may not be the best fans in baseball but they definitely are the best fans in Missouri.

Anyway, if you've ever accidentally sexted your first cousin on Tinder, hit us up.

I get you're jealousy, Magary. You make like all cock-cheeses are Cards fans. But not all cock-cheeses are Cards fans. Moran.

Also in Germany such things can occur.

There was no way to tell whether it bounced off the turf or his fingers. Play stands.

"God is good to us." ~ Hugh Freeze

Racism: bad. Ageism: "funny."

Vecino de mi primo hace 86 dólares por hora en el equipo. Ella ha estado sin trabajo durante seis meses, pero el mes pasado su ingreso fue $ 19.941 sólo trabajando en la computadora por unas horas.

Er, ah ... so who did better at perdicterating?

"Girardi denied the awkward Jeter gift-giving intermission..."

Orlando Scandrick has those.

NFL players are perpetrators of domestic violence at rates significantly lower than men in the general population of the same age group. (Same with all violent crimes.) If this is true (and there are possible factors [sans data, unfortunately] to suggest why it might not be —like star athletes skating on crimes that…

You know who really needs a sense of humor? Django Gold.

Are you hitting on me?

Beat me to it.