Nope. You got me, champ.

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

Thank you for, again, picking out a troll and escalating him to the top comment. 

Golf is the republican party of sports. You got rich assholes playing and wannabe rich assholes cheering them on.

derived from lysergic acid, a fungus that grows on rye and other grains

It’s a leftist site pushing left politics. The View is on if it’s too much for your bitch ass

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

How do I know you are a real writer?

If it’s an unrealistic purity test to expect Texas politicians to refuse fossil fuel executives’ money, why did O’Rourke make a pledge to refuse fossil fuel executives’ money?

Or... we stop conceding bullshit premises like ageism that magically do not apply to centrists his same age?

Now that there are 3 rows of Francesanap(tm) gifs, i’m completely transfixed.

When you’re living rent free in the libs heads AND your mom’s basement

close your mouth, dingus

Some cities are canceling contracts with ICE. I’ve been going to freeholder meetings in Jersey trying to get my city to do that. Trust me, their stance on it does matter. ICE will get taken down after rising pressure from local municipalities.

You can tell she’s a Communist because she publicly owned that show.

He looks like Al Jarreau’s ghost.

How many votes did Trump win New York by again? This kind of pettiness is dumb. If Pareene lived in Ohio, or Michigan, or Wisconsin you’d have a point, but he doesn’t. 

This’ll get me some flack because I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.” He tends to speak out against the millionaires, who are not ordinary, and he tends to contrast them with the rest of us who…