Ravens just released Rice. (ew)

Why the gray-zone hate? We can't help it. I do hope the Ravens don't release the scumbag though, because that would be the worse way possible to support Janay.

Reporter: Did you know that the NFL had seen the elevator video before issuing the suspension?

I think Brian DePalma made the video. Did Brian DePalma make the video?

Que coño ...

Oh that's just gravity.

Goddammit it's Philboid, not Philbold. <3

Give it up, Matt. Mr Disstent has made this whole logic thing his bitch.

This is a most balanced offense.

Drew did it occur to you to write this one without using the R-word? I mean if we're gonna troll these dicksacs let's troll them good.

The drunk guy taking a dump in the sink sounds familiar. Did he share that with Drew in Funbag once?

Tossing 'girly' in as an insult is sexist, retard.

Cool story, bro.

It might actually be Giants fans. It pains me to say that because I root for the Jets. When I last watched the Giants play, the fans were mostly sober, older dudes with their grandkids. Maybe not great "fans" because the atmosphere was so sedate, but definitely not as insufferable as the Fireman Ed wannabes blowing…

It's not the first one, ten seconds in?

You'd make more money with 50 asses in the seats because hot dogs.

Okay, I will stop now. Thank you for showing me the light Mr Testicles.

Don't tell me how stupid I can't be.

Your killing me.