I forgive you.

Should be "your" eluding.

The Cardinals fanbase is certainly the most frustrating because it doesn't give a visible target to hate.

"I have already went to college ..."

Yes, Fuck you.

"...deep postseason runs have kept other teams from raiding their coaching staff."

Physics.

"I'll miss the way he cycled between overspending and slashing budgets..."

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It's the 'entertainment' part I question. I don't judge other people for finding 'entertainment' in watching automobiles drive counterclockwise for three hours. I am speaking subjectively: I don't find it entertaining. Or interesting. Therefore I don't think of it as a sport. (By your definition, do you include…

Girlfriend, you had me at DURR. I wouldn't be able to stay awake for thirty minutes, let alone be turning left the entire time.

I do that too! And I say 'forward slash' out loud.

Nice.

I'll take that under advisement, Simon. Thanks for setting me straight!

It's very good to see Deadspin covering stories that don't involve a sport.

It's all academic now, Copernicus. The A's got eliminated from the playoffs last night, remember?

Instead of moving the goalposts like a jackass, ask yourself if the A's can somehow MAKE THE PLAYOFFS if they don't win every single one their remaining 50 games. Better yet, find someone with opposable thumbs to explain it to you. Does that answer your question?

I thought Penn State already removed the statue of limitations.

No, they really don't. I think if they finish the season at 48-2 that should be sufficient to squeak by.

"...the A's needing every win they can get to secure a playoff spot"