Today's Times also had trouble covering last night's contest. The only detail from the game is a mention of Gardner's hr ...

Timely.

Their signature accomplishment is causing opposing teams to commit false start penalties. The only thing more douche-guzzling than that would be celebrating this feat with a tee shirt.

Could be this part. Could be!

"Great. And when I yuk it up like a shitbag in the owner's box I'm a monster."

"Vinnie, don't put too many onions in the sauce."

Is good burn

The big basketball fellow seems damned: 1) if he does and 2) if he doesn't.

Wonder if the same groundskeeper worked on her shrubbery.

I got your La Mannschaft right here.

"...in May, he tapped Portugal ..."

Good afternoon, Mr Cumia.

Germany-Brazil also good.

Are you? Put another way, did you?

Gomer: Hey, check out the fuselage on that DC-10 !

Meaning the restaurant (building) is cheap, but not the food ?

Why do we collectively shove Jeter's balls down our throats in ecstatic joy ?

Van Buyten looks like he is politely getting out of the way of this shot. Sporting!

Yes, I mean why is it not reviewable?