I'll give $19.99 if you stop talking about doing tsferg's mom.

Neither Kay nor Singleton said it shouldn't have been reviewed. Why not?

Many gracias to all who replied, even Ithereos, whose reply I didn't understand.

This sounds a lot like certain religious types trying to spread the Good News. If only you'd open your mind and heart and trousers, the love of the Lord will flow into you. You might even gobble it up incessantly, like me.

Can someone please explain, using graphic NSFW images if necessary, why futbolistas cover their nads when looking down the barrel of a free kick? I understand that they are protecting their yarbles, but in the event of a direct hit wouldn't the girded crotch be a handball violation. Thank you!

StickyTape is the reason wait staff spit in your Caesar salad. Spit, if you're lucky.

Also: Get a brain, moran !

Who is Rhode Island in this tortured comparison, Luxembourg?

Indeed? And here I was feeling bad for these boys dropping left and right, hurling their heads back like a Robert Capa photograph. It's really the refs I ought to sympathize with.

After watching all this futbol for the first time I'm beginning to learn and appreciate subtleties of the game. Question: what does it mean when a player drops to the pitch like he's been shot in the face? This seems to happen often.

Was hoping there's be a thread for the earlier game. No love for the French? Merde.

Good to see FIFA issuing a ruling with some teeth in it.

John Sterling should call futbol games. Or at least he should leave the country.

That girl in the image, I wouldn't mind muddling her chipotles. Then I Would say,
"Miguel Herrera, I did your mom."

Damn you, adamant.

Actually you can prove a negative (to the extent that anything can be proved).

Yes it did. Let be be finale of seem.

I doubt you were among the 1000 Merkins in that AP poll because they surveyed only adults.

I think 'bitter' rivals is a mistranslation. He meant 'sour.'