They could resolve the issue today by moving the goalposts back behind the guy holding the John 3:16 sign.

Shit that's where I was about to go with this.

In the Copenhagen Interpretation, the toilet is simultaneously flushed and not-flushed.

"Ugh. I hate when they stop at Flushing."

Rowing isn't just some big blokes tugging themselves off.

Laurence Fishburne doing the narration ?

That gif goes with AC/DC's "What Do You Do for Money" to perfection. (I learned that the same way Reese discovered the confluence of chocolate and peanut butter.)

Indeed. Governor Crisco had already famously kiboshed a commuter rail tunnel, thereby ensuring future mass transhit clusterfucks.

It wasn't even good to begin with.

"The Girl in the Pajama Pants."

And I thought it was going to be about Asante Samuel.

What a horrible fellow. I hope his time with Francesa is among the scenes that flash through his head when he pops his clogs.

It's true what you say about libertarians. Drug dealers (and buyers) can exploit infrastructures that are paid for by the commons — roads, telephone lines, public meeting places, etc — without paying the taxes or levies that pay for them, and then pretend it's a "true free-market capitalist system." But you don't need…

I think he is extremely articulate, more so than me.

Of course, many of the entries on Geno predate his falling out with Virgin America. (He gets called a thug for a simple DUI? Damn.)

Try Googling "ben roethlisberger thug" . Yes, lots and lots of people use "thug" to describe that particular thug. ("Scumbag" too, which made me lol) I sort of agree with Kyle that it's become a kind of shorthand, but it's not a very useful one, since real thugs like Big Ben are still trotting around.

Right? And Lady Bird Johnson could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Regional pride. lol

Troy Aikman uses "anticipatin" as a pronoun. What's your point?