I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

Mostly we associate stupidity with the dialect of the South. (Because the odds are with us.)

If only Geno Smith knew this pl—

I saw a movie where a cowboy got his shit pushed in called Brokeback Mountin.' Not funny because the lead cowboy (or "top") ended up with a serious back injury.

How the fuck did he win a Gold Glove for DH? Talk about performance enhancing.

I'd like to hear Jamie pronounce 'COLEGE.'

Current team reenacts the Donner party every winter.

Angela Lansbury has really let herself go.

I don't know. That clip seems a little boastful.

Why not at 3-8? The clock on pulling RG3 probably started right around 3-8. The two games that brought them to 3-10 saw not only saw no appreciable development in his skills, but he was getting frigging pummeled. It made no sense to keep playing him, not with such a fakakta risk/reward ratio. You might gain a…

Verily did the Packers go on to lose the NFC title game (at Lambeau) ...

Can I have your autograph, Alanis Morissette?

It's okay because it's ironic racism. That wouldn't fly at say, Jezebel but they're a bunch of twats anyway.

Ottumwa, Iowa.

I didn't know either. I thought the girls were lewdly flashing the angry Farmer mascot glaring upskirt at them.

Neither is, "The weird singling out of Jay Z in a way that we wouldn't see for any other agent, taking the "greedy" tag off of Cano himself."

That's one of three sentence fragments that are all "undercurrents" per the opening complete sentence in the graph.

What's the deal with 'NO GAME due to NFL rules'? What are these rules and why do they exist?