Try Googling "ben roethlisberger thug" . Yes, lots and lots of people use "thug" to describe that particular thug. ("Scumbag" too, which made me lol) I sort of agree with Kyle that it's become a kind of shorthand, but it's not a very useful one, since real thugs like Big Ben are still trotting around.

Right? And Lady Bird Johnson could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Regional pride. lol

Troy Aikman uses "anticipatin" as a pronoun. What's your point?

I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

Mostly we associate stupidity with the dialect of the South. (Because the odds are with us.)

If only Geno Smith knew this pl—

I saw a movie where a cowboy got his shit pushed in called Brokeback Mountin.' Not funny because the lead cowboy (or "top") ended up with a serious back injury.

How the fuck did he win a Gold Glove for DH? Talk about performance enhancing.

I'd like to hear Jamie pronounce 'COLEGE.'

Current team reenacts the Donner party every winter.

Angela Lansbury has really let herself go.

I don't know. That clip seems a little boastful.

Why not at 3-8? The clock on pulling RG3 probably started right around 3-8. The two games that brought them to 3-10 saw not only saw no appreciable development in his skills, but he was getting frigging pummeled. It made no sense to keep playing him, not with such a fakakta risk/reward ratio. You might gain a…

Verily did the Packers go on to lose the NFC title game (at Lambeau) ...

Can I have your autograph, Alanis Morissette?

It's okay because it's ironic racism. That wouldn't fly at say, Jezebel but they're a bunch of twats anyway.

Ottumwa, Iowa.