I didn't know either. I thought the girls were lewdly flashing the angry Farmer mascot glaring upskirt at them.

Neither is, "The weird singling out of Jay Z in a way that we wouldn't see for any other agent, taking the "greedy" tag off of Cano himself."

That's one of three sentence fragments that are all "undercurrents" per the opening complete sentence in the graph.

What's the deal with 'NO GAME due to NFL rules'? What are these rules and why do they exist?

In Russia, sharts stick to you.

This is how you thank the Russians ? No country was more responsible for Germany's defeat than the USSR.

Oh my. Well I shall certainly send the city of New York a check forthwith. I'll have to check with my "cop-friends" in the West Village what I should include for the vig.

Indeed. That vid compilation looks a lot like my commute.

Would have killed you to look up 'lactose intolerance' before telling us about "early man" drinking milk? I come to DS for the science!

It was the best thing that has ever happened to me.

This pic was taken in a warm weather stadium, wasn't it?

Broken windows on first floor suggest there was some zombie trouble earlier in the day.

Goalposts have receded to a galaxy far, far away.

Paterno walked in: glasses, blue windbreaker. He called Doug over, then turned to the gym teacher and said, "Coach, OK if we use your office?"

"...with the everyday word "combine". I don't think I noticed the two words were spelled the same until about a year ago, because I am dumb."

"This is not the field for doctors. Let them play in their arena and I'll play in mine," Keselowski said.

No one calls it a flipper, you asshole.

"...excellent quality broadcasts of every game of the season."

Regional pride is hilarious.

After losing to the inept Steelers, and on the eve of hosting the Patriots, Jets head coach Rex Ryan instructed his players this week to take it easy.