Wait, so that’s not Anna Paquin? All you white ladies look the same.

I see your Leo, and raise you an Idris Elba for best actress.

44-year-old clickbait. Well played.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.

I love how a day after the story about the sexism at Gawker Media broke John Cook issued a layoff memo saying that Gawker is going to be about hard core politics and Jezebel is going to do more celebrity gossip and beauty articles.

That was probably really smart Drew.

I know! Mall Makeovers. 24-Hour Product Diaries... :(

Damn it, I LOVE Millihelen and Kitchenette.

Millihelen was seriously my favorite.

Yup, they’re getting rid of the things that actually make the site different from others to do coverage that a hundred other sites are also doing.

losing millihelen is terrible. i love that one.

I am your brain surgeon hold on let me just smoke this crystal meth is makes my hands super steady

Maybe the Biebz just thinks Charlie Sheen is a dick (like the rest of us), regardless of status.

He says that, but I can’t count how many times I’ve been getting lunch with him, his phone rings and he tells me, “Sorry, it’s God. I have to take this.” Then I’m left there looking like a stooge to all the other customers like, “Oh... he just got ditched by the Pope!” So I bitterly end up stealing a bite of his…

You speak the truth! The other night I was tired from work and I’ve been under a lot of stress lately and I had to drive through the nightlife part of town and the entire time all I could think about was “lemme put on some PJs and go to sleep.”

Crochet does the same for me. I have the easiest time unwinding if I can sit with hook in hand for even 15 minutes at the end of the day. :)

I’m taking a few days off in a couple weeks and all I’m going t do is sew. I’m sew excited for it!

Was about to comment about how my alone time is SO IMPORTANT for my own mental health. Even if it's just for a half an hour of my day, I need time to be alone and recollect myself from the stress of the day.

There’s no corresponding asterisk for Lara’s story. Allow me to make one:

...and I teach college English.