I used to read this when my parents forced me to go to church, knowing I was an atheist. Bonus: it looks like a bible!

Families figure it out. I had to come up with new names for grandparents since my kid had 7 of them at one point. Nicknames from someone’s culture/language seems to be a popular choice.

The thing that grates my nerves even more than the greengrocer’s apostrophe is the misuse of reflexive pronouns. Some people just can’t believe that it’s OK to use “I” or “me” in a sentence. Instead they have some pathological need to use the word “myself.”

You will similarly enjoy “V’s” for “vs.”, an incorrect “it’s”, and widescale abuse of “myself.” So, no, that woman wouldn’t be telling me jack about my child. Also, pregnancy made her quite ugly. And apparently no one cares about a third child - let a toddler rub their grubby hands over an hours-old, still-corded…

I loved the “ I’m a vegetarian!” like that makes her a freaking saint.

Thank you. That made me want to scream.

Their mother’s. Their third grade gym teacher’s. Their yoga teacher’s.

Aengus.

I see and hear a lot of kiddos names at my job and the other day I had the best name of all time. Reagan, spelled Raygun. I shrieked in delight at the sight of it. It is my favorite.

Their yoga teachers?

Where I live, people think the purpose of an apostrophe is to warn the reader than an “s” is coming at the end of the word.

I’m still trying to figure out how Thanksgiving became a holiday where “families come together to celebrate the death of pilgrims and Indians.”

Now I really hate this “it’s my opinion” nonsense. People use that as such a crutch for shit talk. You can’t accurately form an opinion unless you have the information necessary. Even if the information you’re given ends up being incorrect, your opinion could be valid based on what you were told. But without any…

I really wanted you to just respond: “Oh.”

An amazingly similar thing happened to me! I was in High Park (in Toronto) with my mother for a lovely afternoon stroll when we happened upon Jason Isaacs (Lucius Malfoy in the Harry Potter franchise for those not in the know), randomly in the park and for some reason in period garb. My best friend and roommate at the…

Patrick Warburton is seriously on of the most charming, down-to-earth celebs you could ever meet. I was on a study abroad trip in Italy that was made up of several schools. One of the professors was his brother in law or something, so he and his family decided to chill with us in Italy for a week. He did Kronk voices,…

This is neither food-related, nor Matt Damon-related, but Mr. T related. About 7-8 years ago, a friend, M, ran into him at a hotel down in Springfield, IL (Mr. T was there lobbying a bill during Veto Session, I believe; and my friend is also a lobbyist). It just so happened to be another friend, J’s, birthday that…

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

I watched this once and realised half way through that I’d watched it before and had forgotten everything about it. Then I read this article and realised I’d forgotten everything about it AGAIN.

I felt really bad about myself that I wanted to click this link. I was so, SO pleased with what I found.