And also, he was on C.Hi.P.s

I teach high school and I can vouch for one thing: this new batch of kids are fucking awesome about a lot of things. They can be crappy towards each other sometimes, oblivious and callous at other times, but all in all, I would have had a MUCH better high school experience with this generation of kids than the ones I…

I’ve actually been thinking a lot about this over the past few days. I’m a fan of the “punch up, not down” philosophy of comedy, and I’ve been trolling twitter in attempts to find a few well-done jokes. They have been few and far between, but some of the better ones I’ve seen from comedians I follow are:

I love this man. I mean, I love him. I luff him. I loove him. I laave him. I love him so much it goes beyond cute admiration and has just set the GPS straight for Creepytown.

The guy was on the Wheaties box when I was a kid. He was a national hero!

Arbys: die full.

Idk what it is but I love how he refers to her as Kimberly. It’s so Dad. It’s so Bruce. I love it. Even though I do not like her.

I wish i could know what Bruce has been going through but i can’t. As a cishet straight male, i had the benefit of having my body gender and the gender of my mind/heart/soul match up. No amount of empathy can make you feel what that is like. I couldn’t imagine what i must be like to go through life knowing that you…

I am so happy for him. Forty years ago, I was a little girl who wanted to be Bruce Jenner. I wish I had known how much he wanted to be more like me. He embodied strength and endurance, and still will. I am giddy with delight that he is open and getting to be accepted and loved for himself.

I was so pleasantly surprised at the dignified way everyone handled themselves. Also, say what you (ok, I) will about the youngest Jenner girls, but they are teenagers who are living a very private moment in a very public way and doing so with more grace than I would have at their age.

It made me cry. I’m sure he has brought hope to other transgendered people, that it is possible to achieve what feels so far out of reach. And god help me I actually liked Kris Jenner for a minute, what is even happening?!

When Bruce just whipped off his hair tie and shook his ponytail loose I was filled with so much joy.

I want in on this family!! They just look so amazing and family-y.

When I first scrolled through, I was sure this model was Reese Witherspoon. Confused, I scrolled back up and temporarily decided that it was actually Drew Barrymore.

I really don’t care so I didn’t read the item, but was one of the options that Big Sean dumped Ariana Grande to start dating Justin Bieber? Did I spell all those names correctly?

Something tells me that the woman suing Mila Kunis might just be doing it for attention. This is her:

The mere fact that it’s taken 100 years for this story to be told is hugely revealing.

Goddamn I love her. She has grown up with the epitome of privilege, but I really do feel she is a grounded, humble person who has both a strong sense of duty and zero fucks to give.

calling it now, folks.

Children of parents who murder their siblings are allowed to be in denial.