I feel like my disdain for Kirk Cameron has bled onto ol’ Candace, and I’m not proud of that, but that has upped my skepticism of this whole thing.

I usually have the worst service at the big chain restaurants like Bison Feral Appendages, Pepper Pods, Italian Flatbread Shanty, and of cours the Blue Crustacean, though nothing beats that last story from Cow Milk Monarchess.

Well aren’t you a special little snowflake??!!

I still have regrets about turning down an invitation to the weird kid’s 9th birthday party. No one went. I felt guilty about it the next monday morning and still do to this day. That shit stays with you.

When I was 8 I insisted on inviting the boy from my class (who had behavioural problems, due to a poor family life) to my birthday party. Other parents took my mum aside to ask her ‘if she was sure’. My mum was worried and checked with my, and apparently I replied that I knew he didn’t get invited to parties a lot,…

Yeah, because people who want to see Paul Blart are going to read these reviews and be like, whaaaaaa? Not as good as the book?

I, myself, have a mental disorder (Schizo-affective disorder), But we have a saying in the Netherlands; ‘Beter gek dan verknipt’... Which means; ‘ Better crazy than twisted’... Usually, when You’ve got a disorder You can be treated with medication and therapy (mostly), being twisted? Not much hope...

I assume this was basically a family party and I sort of get it, though I never would have sent out such an email. My mother-in-law would give huge, multi-part gifts that were not really stuff my daughter even liked and certainly not something she needed and worst of all my MIL could not afford to give such things.…

No, that’s like when you leave a TV at the curb with a “FREE” sign on it. Everyone’s going to assume there’s something wrong with it.

When some friends of mine had their first baby, they specifically requested books in lieu of cards for the baby shower, which was great: baby books cost around the same as a fancy card, help develop the kid’s brain, and it’s not like you can’t put whatever message you would’ve put in the card, in the book instead. :)

Not a picture book. A copy of Great Expectations or something that would have to sit in storage until high school.

Wouldn’t a better suggestion be a short email saying:

NO RECEIPTS.

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

Without the receipts.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping.”

If my sibling sent me this, I’d send the kid a picture book and a hat with his name on it out of spite.

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping.

If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner, but we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we’d just eat more, and buy really expensive ketchups with it. That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.