I’m a pretty classic New England Episcopalian. I love my church because of its progressive social stances, focus on community service, and intelligent and non-literal Christianity discussions. Also wine and extremely tasteful post-church finger sandwiches. As Episcopalians do. I went to a Pentecostal church for some…

I was raised in a Pentacostal church, washed in the blood of the lamb, raised within a spirit-filled congregation, speaking in tongues, praying in the spirit, being healed in God’s merciful light. When I was a struggling, almost-suicidal 21 year old who had never had a relationship, I went to the front during the…

My church has one of those too.

I went to a Pentecostal church with a friend because she kept bugging me to go. The first service was quiet and nice, obviously their “bring a convert” day. I was able to meditate, and they had free pizza at the end. Second service was full of people speaking gibberish and looking like they were having seizures, while…

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Second. My eyes kept reading while my brain tried to reel backward.

Q. How would you punctuate this sentence, “I saw a $20 bill on the sidewalk”?

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You've gotta stand up to the in-laws! Today it's no McHorny, tomorrow they'll demand to choose your china pattern and name your kids! NIP IT.

I'm okay with a little "have to" if the people bringing it up are paying for the thing in question.

Bree, you should have gone with McHorny. I fear you will regret this for the rest of your life. I know that I will regret it for you.

The hubby and I used thegreatdomestication. We were a big hit (less so with certain members of the family, but they got over it)

to grab her by the back of her barrette-riddled bun and slam her troll-fucking face into my host stand between 1 and 4 times

I am getting married in November to a wonderful man with the last name Brown. We wanted to do a hashtag for the wedding so I went to a wedding hashtag generator... Some were predictable, others made me gasp with laughter. We have settled on the most inappropriate, cause that is what we do. #TakeMeToBrownTown

Friday my bf and I went to Chipotle. He always asks for extra cheese, and is similarly disappointed. Well this time the girl behind the counter took both hands, grabbed massive amounts of cheese and dumped it on the burrito. Twice. I guess I looked surprised when she did it because she said "The man asked for extra…

My last name is McMahon and his is Hornyak so we dreamed of McHorny2015.com. It was swiftly rejected by the in-laws. boo hiss. Boring URL it is. Don't you settle!

That's what I think too. :) However, people of my generation seem to have a really hard time reconciling that they can both dislike and respect something. There's also this complete lack of ability to put things into context that drives me up a wall.

The kind of dude who can go from rocking out to Dead Kennedys to rocking out to Steely Dan is my kind of dude.

That is peak dad. I'm in awe.