I used to read these just for the grades. NO MORE.

These are amazing and need to be a regular feature of Midweek Madness.

I approve of Steve Buscemi dog.

As an antidote to the disgusting act above, may I present something that may give you faith in future generations:

plus, it's liam neeson. He gets a "super" in front of anything he does/is.

Right? And wouldn't it be "don't Bill Clinton all over that dress"? Just, like, logistically speaking?

Also, star this comment if you went to Catholic school and still remember how much fucking time you'd be spending in chapel this week.

You're 17. You're beautiful. Trust me. You should be confident in that fact. You will not always be 17. (Take great care of your skin now!)

Love the addition of the Snape one. He is FLAWLESS.

I am 17 years old and truthfully think I'm very pretty. I like the way I look and i'm not ashamed of it. Maybe i'm not as pretty as I think I am but truthfully i don't really care

Excuse you, what is with these limited options? I am flawless and everyone knows it.

Ha! Yes, I knew I didn’t come up with that on my own!

Meanwhile, Herry Patel, the Days Inn general manager, told Harlan the wage increase is, in his words, "bad for Arkansas. Everybody wants free money in Pine Bluff."

Right-to-Work means right to fire. I'm a loud and proud union member and steward, and I do not take it for granted.

to prove that the child was born alive and thus within medical rescue, the prosecutors used an arcane, discredited 17th-century test in which the fetus's lungs are removed and put in liquid to see if they can float, and they floated.

This comment does make you sound like a total asshole, specifically a sexist.

Did you read the article? It was part of the plea deal. If she didn't want to consent to it, she didn't have to take the plea deal.

Thanks everyone! I stayed way later than I intended! I love talking makeup with you all, and thanks to the other employees/former employees/makeup junkies who chimed in with great recommendations!

NO! First, I love it when you come in looking for products and are wearing no products because it makes my life easier to find your foundation shade. Same, if you want to try a brow product, why come in with your brows done? We have to remove it! Its different if you're coming in after work and have had it on all day,…