Sorry, that was short form for "relevant to the modern culture, ie. interesting and engaging to those around her".

did you read the article? thats exactly what happened~~~~

As a Canadian, I'll confirm that many Canadians are willing to break stereotype in order to shut down racist assholes like the one in Amy's story.

"...A Few Good Women..."

Sending a gift certificate for a shitty restaurant..... Man, that is gold. Delayed revenge like that is just artistry.

"I don't even really do cocktails anymore. There is a certain point in your life where you just turn to red wine, and that is kind of the point I have hit now. I love a nice Malbec."

I love Kathy Griffin but I call bullshit - NO ONE was meaner about people's bodies than Joan Rivers was on the Fashion Police. It's disingenuous of KG to be all "This show is MEAN, who knew?". Also, KG absolutely makes fun of people's looks in her comedy. Joining FP and then being shocked, SHOCKED to find out people…

Thank you for being the change you want to see in the world.

I think he's the orange Teletubbie.

No, bone broth has tiny, microscopic gnomes in it that remove toxins from your body.

No, you're crying. Shut up.

My most recent nails - going for a marbled/tie dye look.

Oh I am ALL over this. It looks so great. I'm also a big fan of the clear polish with a sparkly gradient to the tip, I just need to get my grubby mitts on some glitters. I've only just started delving into nail art and I'm having so much fun. This is what I'm currently rocking:

1. copious amounts of butt plugs and BDSM setups. All from the same client. Who I had to deliver the pictures to while keeping a straight face. (remember I was 16 at the time...)

Wow.

In middle school, our band was invited to compete in the state of Michigan's public school band competition. Probably not the formal name of it, but whatever - we sucked as a band and it's not that important to the story. Because said competition took over the course of two days in a location that was a three hour…

We stayed at the Royalton before Schrager fixed it up! (I'm an Old.) Venetian blinds from the 40s, torn and filthy carpet, bedside light fixtures did not work, scary old wall plugs, bathroom mold that was beyond solid black. We did not even unpack before we went downstairs, complained bitterly, and fled into the…

Bingo...that was my thought reading that comment as well.