Y'all.

Challahcaust bread?

this is legitimately glorious. i love them both, for very different and complex reasons, and i want them to be happy and friendly and i hope they had a DELIGHTFUL evening!

it was probs delicious and practical and i will want it

omg im cry

*Pinkhaum

Don't forget out racist present!

We want to get one of those done on or dog, just to see what the hell a Buster Dog is made of.

I have learned to not even click on anything British anymore. Just last week I managed to learn about Tom's cousin in Boston from a listicle about doomed "ships."

I will poorly imitate Mary Crawley's best shade faces for hours on end.

The Germans must have some sort of term for this.

Jezebel Senior Editor, James Franco.

I half-agree, but for the best beagle (half-beagle), try my childhood pup, Roscoe P. Coltrane, who was half beagle, half bulldog, and full-on adorable.

a fucking dolphin ring?! you buried the lede in that one. you didn't even NEED the rest of the story. just the picture!

The scene: Horrible abusive relationship. The inevitable morning after the all too familiar horrific night before. I am packing my bags. Unfortunately not for the first time, and not for the last.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

Just keep telling yourself that there is a difference between a wedding and a marriage. It sounds like you are dreading the former not the latter.

I did just the opposite. Was not expecting the proposal and despite having been with boyfriend for 3 years, I said "Holy Sh**" and started being like, "Ok, let's slow things down for a minute...maybe we don't need to rush into things..." of course, about 15 minutes later after a drink I was pretty happy.

My rejection was pretty uneventful. I think I was 23 or 24 so this was like 7 years ago. There was no ring; we were lying in bed one morning and he said, "we should get married this summer" and I was like, "nahhh, I don't feel like I'm ready to get married yet. If we get married before we finish school I'll feel like…