Dakota, I can't think of what kind of second life those underwear would even have so that seems completely reasonable that they belong to you now.

I grew up next door to a girl who was treated like shit by her parents. I was maid of honor at her wedding. Like a decent person, she tried her best to included her parents and draw boundaries and "make it work" (for whom?) but alas, they showed up as the same shitty, selfish, cruel jerks they always were, and kind of…

I just want to point out that the way I took Arichsea's comment was not as sarcasm or an attack, but as a truth they had experienced. I've known other people to feel the same way about parents who have passed.

SO much easier to be like that when they're dead though.

I was all, "PORCINE! YOU ARE FROM WISCONSIN, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS!" when I read that.

Evidently I have way too much time on my hands today, but what the hell: I'm not too worried about Marie. For some reason, that photo says, "Oh, nobody needs to have any concerns about me and The Money at all. I'm a single Mom of 4 kids, one of whom is afflicted with cerebral palsy, and we've all made it this far."…

Agreed. Marie, I'm not into you for your money, I'm into you because you are GORGEOUS, even in a beanie in a candid photo. I'm cool with a prenup!

I'm with you. What's the story with Bounce? Is he winning a prize for being the best damn dog in the UK?

If a pizzeria makes it available, I make that place my go-to place.
I agree and disagree with a lot of your list, but I'm happy that we see eye-to-eye on this.
EDIT: I add red onions to any pizza that my kids aren't eating because my kids are total assholes about good food.

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My reaction: a gasp, a whispered "what?"

There's a NY style pizza place, down the street from me. It does fried eggplant, that is shaved SOOOO thin and it is beautiful!

I KNOW RIGHT

Knowing this guy's type, I'm guessing he doesn't have the background education/intelligence to realize that men have nipples too.

People taking photos of strangers' behinds should be banned.

that's really sweet, thank you for sharing. I always got the sense that he was a great guy.

BTW I'm writing a screenplay called "90 Hues of Mauve". It's about a color blind Art Director who hires an intern to help them discern between different colors. That's pretty much the whole movie, mostly just looking at and labeling color swatches. I predict it will be much better than 50SoG.

I can't wait to not watch this movie and to never read this trite, vanilla, sad sack shit of "erotica." However, kudos to the author who made tens of millions. Well done.