look how stoked that baby is

White people names.

I literally have cousins named Summer Day, Spring Rain, and Stormy Night, so this seems normal to me insofaras my cousins' awful terrible stupid names are my new normal

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

I only saw this for the first time a few months ago, and I'm always confusing my friends/colleagues by interrupting their conversations with 'Oh Stewardess, I speak jive!'

I like how work that's well within the description of "housewife" becomes that of a "servant" when it's a man doing it. Also, I kind of want a "servant" type husband. Life would be so much easier.

Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream works like crazy on dry hands, smells like grandma's house.

Dakota Johnson

what i really need is a 'fuckin moron' option on there, as well.

MY BABIES COME HOME TO ME. Marry Me has been a lackluster substitute for Happy Endings (they *almost* had it with that whole "Derrick used to be Dennah's ex-boyfriend (DRAAAAAAMAAAAA)" bit). I love you Casey Wilson and I so wish that was my baby you are carrying (I'm a woman, btdubs), but you are Penny. It is your…

I'm sorry for your double loss.

Empathy..ask your Doctor if it's right for you!

When my oldest sister died, it was because doctors didn't know what to do to save her. She just faded. Oct 16, 1983.

All these years of him trying to shock and awe us. And all it would have taken was a smile.

Sometimes I feel like the conversation around Iggy Azalea crosses the line between genuine criticism and just plain bullying. The way people have been handling this situation is one of those times.

Oh please. If this was an artist on Jezebel's 'acceptable' list, you'd be backing her the fuck up.

Ya haven't seen "Pride and Prejudice," I take it.

That'll clear up all your mysteries right there.

would look great clutchin' dem tittays

As The Onion once said, "If we don't preserve freedom of speech, how will we know who the assholes are??"

See, I'm on the opposite end of things here.