Are you seriously the Cat Stealing Dog Bed Truther right now? Were all the conspiracy theories about chemtrails and the Lizard People taken up before you got here?

When WeePiglet gets home from school, I'm gonna hug her until she punches me to make me stop.

It really is. I'm so happy that 1. she was able to find a house at all and 2. that it apparently had a sweet grandpa-type to open the door.

and the "Honey what can I do for you"? which is such a grandpa thing to say. *hugs*

"She believed that her family was deceased but she hoped they were just sleeping," said White.

You smelly old sack seam!

Just in the right place at the right time. They're a great family.

that's literally exactly what it was

I LOLed. I'm so sorry.

you're a bad bear. You're a very bad bear.

So irresponsible people are being issued conceal carry permits.

It's sad that stuff like this happens... I remember the days when kids accidentally shot their parents in locally-owned mom and pop stores.

oh god little babies in western gear what is wrong with me

Ok, so the pro-gun-carrying response is that she was clearly not a responsible gun owner. Ok, sure (although when all manner of ostensibly trained and "responsible" gun owners end up accidentally shooting people - i.e. police, soldiers, gun safety instructors - this excuse starts veering into the "no true Scotsman"…

you're only responsible until you make a mistake. And most of you will make a mistake. It may not end up this badly but you will make a mistake.

Will someone please tell me again about "responsible gun owners" because I'm stuck on the fact that a child will have to grow up knowing s/he killed their own mother. What's it going to take to get the NRA to stop calling the shots, America?

Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.

If only there had been a good guy with a gun there to shoot that baby.

My ex wife used to pull that all the time when we were married, it was very confusing. I'd see lovey dovey messages on her public timeline all day and then come home to a rabid wolverine-woman who was ready to rip off my appendages because I left my cereal bowl in the sink...