This exchange is hilarious.

See. Adorable!

SHHHHHHHHHH. They might find out I'm not toeing the snarky line and fire me, and I like it here.

That's my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified.

I will buy your book, Jolie. Because I read your column and you are the only breath of fresh (snark-free and still compelling to read) air in all of Gawker media.

I think the next level is "sqiiiiii" - at a whistle register note

It amazes me that we just got out of an Olympics where a good portion of our general pro-nationalism propaganda was "USA! USA! Yeah, suck it freedom-hating Russians!" and yet you don't have to look very far at all to see just how much our country is sucking in protecting the basic rights of its own citizens.

Yes it's completely the same thing. Molesting daughter vs. sex with girl you met in bar and didn't know was underage. Yep. Exactly the same.

My fifth grade school pictures looks a lot like this. So why don't I look like January Jones now?

Man, only reinforces a rule my dad taught me when i was a young kid.
"Do not make fun of girls."

I live in Toronto and I'm pretty sure it's my fault the Leafs lost their last playoff game last season. I came home on a bus 20 minutes after we won game six and everyone was so obnoxious and rude and gross I thought "Toronto doesn't deserve to win until they can react like grown ups." Jinxing like a pro.

they probably would also send the boats and the helicopter away

Professional Football, College football, High School Football, Intramural flag football, soccer.

What's with all the hate? Can't us Americans and Canadians unite against our one true enemy, Justin Bieber?

She's a professional athlete but she's a 15 year old girl too. Poor thing.

I'm 100% hetro and I'D do Patrick Stewart.

Patrick Stewart has completely embraced everything that has happened to him and I can't help but smile.

WHY IS IT SO WATERY???